Matthew

is the best type of guy friend you will ever have. if your sad, mad, or anything of the sort he will be there and make you laugh. matthew is the most loyal friend or lover you will ever have. he has crushes and admire them from a distance but will never express his feeling because he is scared of outcomes. he will have people come up to him and be shy but once you get to know him, he’s the life of the party. matthew will always have admires but will always run because he’s scared of the future. matthew doesn’t like opening up because he doesn’t think his feelings aren’t as important as his friends and doesn’t want to be selfish expressing them.

damn is that a matthew, he’s so fun at parties but he has a secret but nobody knows it.

by roger1780 November 21, 2021

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matthew

matthews usually like to listen to music specifically Kanye west. They are very sexy and beautiful people who extrude positive energy. You can’t never get bored around a matthew

Did you see that crazy guy yelling at a kanye concert? he must be matthew

by hhsjsie August 21, 2022

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Matthew Billy

Matthew Billy is a brain disorder in which one man is missing brain cells and he believes he is black when he is pure Caucasian.

K-Breezy, Tim, And Raisian think that Matthew Billy needs help for thinking the he is the African King and that his delicious girlfriend Tasty is the African Queen. Matthew Billy has lost his shit.

by Timothy1 👑 May 28, 2020

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Matthewism

The belief in which you don’t believe in god because believing in god stops you from believing in yourself. Matthewism is named after Matthew Sidell, the philosopher behind the religion.

Matthew: why the fuck would you believe in god?!
Me: because good things must come from somewhere...?
Matthew: fuck you! Only you can make good stuff happen to yourself!
Me: now that’s a philosophy I can stand by!
Matthew: I’ll call it... matthewism!

by ThatBitchOnYoCeiling:TakeALook June 2, 2019

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