Luke Schmalix

Luke Schmalix is the world most awesome mother fucking person. He will fuck anyone up that gets in his way and will make it the most painful way of doing it.

Luke Schmalix could resemble a statue that you would find in a museum that has perfect chiseled abs that you could wash your cloths on them.

Luke Schmalix is the best guy you will ever me. He has a dark side and doesn't like it when he lets it out.

Luke Schmalix has stunning good looks and can get any girl he want with ease.

He also is a very trust worth good friends that will look out for you whenever and will help you to the best of his ability.

Josh:You see that kid Luke Schmalix
Eric:I wouldn't fuck wit him
Josh: fuck that me either.

Girl 1: you see that kid over there.
Girl 2: ya OMG thats Luke Schmalix
Girl 1: he is really hot
Girl 2: ya i know

Luke Schmalix by matthew tomson September 24, 2011

Luke Todd

1. A crowd admirer

2. A Humongous spot resembling a second nose

3. swindons biggest fan

4. A bald spot on his head

5. possibly the shittest goalkeeper ever to make a 1st team

6. someone who sweats it to every lesson

im luke todd im the best goalkeeper there ever was

Luke Todd by James shitllett November 13, 2011

Luke Capporrimo 

One of the most annoying kids you will ever meet. Thinks he relevant but really isn't. Only reason people know him is because he is so annoying and has been punched so many times in the face.

That Luke Capporrimo kid is a fag

Luke Capporrimo by Nscdude69 October 14, 2015

luke clean

When something is kinda clean but not clean clean

Those dishes are luke clean. There's no visible food on them but I still wouldn't eat off them.

luke clean by Differentbutsamesame May 7, 2016

Luke Morris 

Awesome guy never know what's gonna happen with him seize the opportunity to get to know this person.

Damn Luke morris is awesome

Luke Morris by Doesitmatter7 September 3, 2016

luke lounsbary 

Some dumbfuck that likes a white ass bitch

man that kid is such a luke lounsbary

luke lounsbary by dicknipplecock July 20, 2016

luke baker 

A snitch, an a-hole, no respect for himself or those around him, pedophile, porn addict, alcoholic, and all around wierdo.

Me: See that guy over there?
Dude: Yeah, he's hanging out with my younger sister!
Me: Yeah, he's a total Luke baker.

luke baker by Dmick1326 July 5, 2016