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Marshmallow Johnson

a male who suffers from limp dick syndrome
Girl#1: Hey Lady, howd'it go with the guy you hooked up with the other night?

Girl#2: Oh you mean Marshmallow Johnson? I got the hell out of there after 3 hours of him trying to get it up. I just couldn't watch the kid embarrass himself any longer.
by RedXSadist April 12, 2019
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Nuggie Johnson

Nuggie Johnson refers to the famous Basketball player, Nuggie Johnson. Nuggie Johnson is the best basketball player of all time, according to the fans
by Ares_Destroyer69 February 27, 2025
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Johnson Robinson

A man from Alabama who’s tryna marry his step sister but he’s not really a man he’s a girl pretending to be a man since the Alabamians won’t allow gay marriage 😔
“That guy over there is such a Johnson Robinson
by Johnson Robinson January 3, 2023
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Tiny Johnson

I think that guy's poor attitude is linked to having a tiny Johnson
by DutchRub September 27, 2025
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Cody Robert Johnson

A man with a unit of a penis (8-9 inches) and plays football every girl loves him because he’s so sexy and has blue eyes if you were to pull down his pants every woman would flock to him and he’s a great guy he’s not a player but he loves to party and he treats women right Cody is so athletic he has a 8 pack
Omg is that Cody Robert Johnson I want him to fuck me- every women
by Kylee Mandez April 13, 2024
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Release Smee Johnson

A word for every use. Noun, adjective, verb. Anything you could ever think of. Cat got your tongue? Just release smee Johnson!
It’s been years since I’ve seen you release smee Johnson!!
Man it’s been a while since I’ve release me Johnson
by Releassmeejohnson December 1, 2023
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Josh J Johnson

That guy that nobody knows who he is.
Guy: Who the hell is Josh J Johnson? Guy 2: A crab or something idk lol
by SadCavernGuy October 16, 2020
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