Crash! Glug, glug, glug..
S.I.: "Whoops, sorry!"
Rug-owner: "Argh! You fool of a took!"
S.i.: "It wasn't there a minute ago."
Rug-owner: "Oh Reeaally? That would mean
something if it wasn't coming from the Spillage Idiot. Oh, hang on, that's my girlfriend's
mug.. it hasn't been seen for months.. how..did..?"
Spillage antics leading to serendipitous findings automatically promote the S.Idiot to the position of Loom Raider, Ruiner of Rugs.