Dunder Gold

Any stupid shitty story that happens at your office that is hilarious and bloggable is dundergold. The Root dunder has a basis in Dunder Mifflin the ficticious company in "The Office." This is commonly used in the famous blog myshittyoffice.com

I didn't want to miss work today, because my stupid boss had to give a big presentation and was bound to produce some dunder gold.

by Puddles McGhee May 19, 2011

gold digger

someone who constantly buys food for her friends , sometimes with no reason.

James: Why did she give you a desert?
Katie: oooh thats because shes always being people food for no reason, shes a gold digger!

by imsupergaywby October 1, 2019

Gold-pilled

Beyond the red pill. Taking the gold pill is when you completely reject the Abrahamic superstructure of Western society and see its destructive nature for what it is. A gold-pilled person is often a student of history who has noticed the cyclical chaos of Judaism, derived from the Hebrew Bible, and how Christian and Islamic societies reinforce it. They see Judeo mythology as inherently unstable and in place only to serve Jews, both atheist and religious. Instead of seeking to reconcile "Judeo-Christian values" and other such fallacies, a Gold Piller opts for a return to Germanic/Norse paganism or ancient Roman/Greek religion. While not entirely opposed to Atheism, Gold Pillers also note that "New Atheism," focused on secular humanism, neatly fits into the Jewish paradigm of the 21st century. In other words, atheism of the modern age is Kosher, and it does not fundamentally challenge the current regime. Well-known Gold Pillers include Richard Spencer, Dr. Mark Brahmin, and other figures in the online Apollonian space.

"Hey, Jimmy, what do you make of the escalation in the Middle East? Do you think Iran will drag the West into WW3?"

"No, Buck, I'm gold-pilled, not stupid. Israel and its proxies in the West are behind this madness. Judeo-Christian values aren't a thing either, and we have no business letting the Zionists control America's policy. Let Israel deal with this latest chimp-out on its own."

by navajojoe69 January 31, 2024

Bank Heist Gold

A heist in the game Payday 2. Used to annoy some people into oblivion.

"Hey, what're you doing tonight? You got time for Bank Heist Gold?"
"When Bank Heist Gold."
"What?"

by anonymous March 28, 2025

lead-plated-gold moment

When you/someone mixes up the subject and the object of a sentence.

Me: Is it possible to lead plate gold?
Roommate: Yes... but why the fuck would you want to do that?
Me: Because... *facepalm*
Roommate: Yet another brilliant lead-plated-gold moment, brought to you by lack of sleep!

by Dr. WubWub March 5, 2015

Gold Digger

Someone who is willing to marry someone even he or she is much younger than the other person is just because the other person has so much money and a lot of valuable expensive stuff.

Irene: Hey, did you hear about Sandy, who is 26 years old?
Jackie: Yeah, she just married some hideous old 83 year old guy just because he has a lot of money.
Irene: She's such a Gold Digger.
Jackie: As well as a total bitch.

by PhoenixGamer34 January 18, 2024

Triple Gold Club Cel

An incel who cannot get laid because he has won the Olympic gold, Stanley Cup and World Championship of hockey. These players usually take hockey very seriously and puts all their time and effort on it, literally being on a hockey monk mode. Therefore they do not have any extra time of getting laid.

- Did you hear that Crosby went to the mountains again to focus on the upcoming NHL-season?

- That's because he is a typical Triple Gold Club Cel member who literally went on a monk mode.

by Best_celler January 14, 2024