Low Income White Girl Eyes is defined as...
A white girl with low-income eyes will stare at you with dull, vacant, soulless eyes and expect you to know that they like you. Oh, and they're kinda crazy. That's an understatement btw.
Why did the white girl with low-income eyes stare at the menu for 10 minutes?
Because she was mentally adding up her total with tax before committing to the side of fries.
Why does the white girl with low-income eyes love thrift stores?
Because it's the only place where she can buy "vintage" and "necessary" at the same time!
A white girl with low-income eyes will stare at you with dull, vacant, soulless eyes and expect you to know that they like you. Oh, and they're kinda crazy. That's an understatement btw.
Why did the white girl with low-income eyes stare at the menu for 10 minutes?
Because she was mentally adding up her total with tax before committing to the side of fries.
Why does the white girl with low-income eyes love thrift stores?
Because it's the only place where she can buy "vintage" and "necessary" at the same time!
by Fentjamin Master February 08, 2025
An unnecessary and undeserved insult or opinion. Said out of jealousy with the intent to throw a blow at a person’s ego.
by freshprinceofsteveforest December 17, 2022
by G.T. man January 14, 2021
by lowes_customer October 11, 2021
A style of bouldering problem that's short in height but contains burly moves. Commonly sloped slappy holds and body tension required. Not to be underestimated.
by iamapieceofpork February 18, 2025
The shittiest of shitty shit who think they're great so they prance about with a high esteem thinking they tower over everyone and do stupid shit that just disrupts others and proves they are, in fact, low open.
"This guy is the definition of low open."
by whydoineedahandlethatsdumb September 22, 2014
A band from the 80s that only a few people know about. They were great, so much substance in their music. A lot of people don't know about them, so you can't get frustrated when you try to explain their greatest hits and no one takes you seriously. Just Keep Calm and Low Shit Hum.
Neil: "Ugh, you guys, we are just bonding over our love for Low Shit Hum, have ya heard them before?"
Gene: "no."
*Neil makes a face of disgust*
Carole: "Don't worry Neil, just keep calm and Low Shit Hum"
Gene: "no."
*Neil makes a face of disgust*
Carole: "Don't worry Neil, just keep calm and Low Shit Hum"
by kewlc92 December 20, 2018