fruit tax

To pay for something with a sent picture of a 🍉 or 🍑

I’m going to need a fruit tax

by Dakota s1 December 14, 2024

fruit loop

The action of aggressively projectile farting a large amount of cereal and milk over some ones wall due to a cough or stimulation of the body. This also has to be done but ass naked and preferably while doing doggy style

"Fuck man I coughed while fucking her last night and I fruit looped all over her wall

by fartsux March 15, 2021

Cum-Cum Fruit

The Cum-Cum Fruit is a delicious, white, devil fruit whose power gives the one that consumes it the ultimate erotic pleasure. You not only get extremely horny after eating it. The user can go WEEKS without climaxing which creates the most euphoric orgasm you've ever felt. Non-stop sexual carnage that requires multiple partners and the most intense release. The one negative to the consumption of this sweet white fruit, is the longer you go and the larger the climax builds the more you "release". It can be a small little puddle to a gigantic tidal wave.

Koy, you never should have eaten the Cum-Cum Fruit! You've been going for WEEKS and you're going to destroy the whole village with your climax!

by Turbo123T3 February 19, 2024

fruit body

Someone who is a small package of fruit. Not quite a meat body but fruitier than a nut body.

Christian Daley is a fruit body.

by James permain February 7, 2017

Fruit cup

Farting into a cupped hand and putting the hand in someone else's face.

I fruit cuped jimmy and he almost threw up.

by FrostySLuG February 23, 2017

Fruit Mergers Remastered

A roblox game about merging fruits, where moderators constantly admin abuse and the developers ruin the game.

Bob: "Have you played Fruit Mergers Remastered yet James?"
James: "I have, I merged fruit up to the Watermelon, but all my progress was ruined by a moderator! The recent update introduced so many bugs, it is hard to play."

by Fruit Machine 9000 March 2, 2023

Looking for fruit in a jello cup

A phrase used to describe when someone denies something for the sake or arguing or joking, even when it's blatantly true.

Person one: "Man, Mount Everest really is tall in person..."
Person two: "No, it isn't. I mean, just look at it!"
Person one: "You're looking for fruit in a jello cup, man."

by DoleJelloCup January 3, 2024