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fantasy football asshole 

Someone being arrogant, rude, obnoxious, or just a total dickhead . A real prick that makes you feel so shitty in the inside. A passive-aggressive jerk. Constantly talking shit in the fantasy football league no matter what his record is.
"J0-EE is the biggest fantasy football asshole in our league!"
asshole
dickhead
fantasy football asshole by cazed September 25, 2013
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The "J" Fantasy 

The ultimate Hedonistic lifestyle that is still livable to the average, working, functioning person (but that's only the beginning). It is comprised mostly or partying, enjoying beautiful weather, and appreciating all the pleasures the world has been kind enough to give us.
Los Angeles is one of the few places in the world where you can live the "J" Fantasy.

93k Surrender was fantastic

Phrase used by Indians in response to the Cringe "Tea Was fantastic " phrase . Originated from the epic surrender of Pakistani Forces in Bangladesh liberation war of 1971.
Phone call conversation between a Guy from Lahore,Pakistan and a Guy from Delhi,India.

Lahori Guy : Bhaijaan, Endia is loser inshallah, Tea was fantastic!!!

Delhiwalla : But Bsdk, 93k Surrender was fantastic.

Lahori Guy: ( hangs the call) .......

Fabtacious 

A Don Kingism. A superlative combining the words "Fab"ulous and Fan"ta"stic and Deli"cious".
Don King: Mike Tyson was the most Fabtacious Prize Fighter in the world!
Fabtacious by T-Boy August 3, 2004
a gay person and a retarted person
She is such a fagtard, i can't believe she just did that.
fagtard by Awsomeness May 19, 2008
Someone who is both a fag and a retard but who does not deserve the time of day to have both words said. Hence the combination.
"Hey, did you see Jimmy's new pink polo that he pops the collar of?"

"Yeah, he is a fagtard."
Fagtard by kipka January 13, 2009
Trying to define fantan is impossible.
Fantan is basically any possible word or combination of words which can be used in any possible context. Thats right, fantan is your designer Noun,Verb,Adjective,Adverb,Pronoun.
It can even be used as punctuation if need be.

Some use it to describe inner working of engines and motors, some use it instead of fuck, some use it to describe their favourite food, some use it instead of punctuation, Some use it as fightin words, Some use it instead of calling people using names.

Despite one or two possible disbelievers (branko) fantan can be used at any point at any time in a sentence and still make sense.
Example 1
Sentence: Hey man want to go get some chicken from KFC?
Or : Hey Fantan want to go get some fantan from fantan?
or : fantan man want to fantan some chicken from kfc fantan
or : Hey man fantan to get fantan fantan kfc fantan

Example 2
Hey John have you been to the Loft recently? their cookie and cream cake is awesome.
or: Hey Fantan have you been to the fantan fantan? their cookie and cream fantan is awesome.
or: Hey John fantan been to the loft fantan? their fantan and cream fantan is fantan.
or: John fantan loft fantan cream cake.

Example three
infinity divided by zero = fantan.
fantan by danayh November 2, 2007