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Trying to define fantan is impossible.
Fantan is basically any possible word or combination of words which can be used in any possible context. Thats right, fantan is your designer Noun,Verb,Adjective,Adverb,Pronoun.
It can even be used as punctuation if need be.

Some use it to describe inner working of engines and motors, some use it instead of fuck, some use it to describe their favourite food, some use it instead of punctuation, Some use it as fightin words, Some use it instead of calling people using names.

Despite one or two possible disbelievers (branko) fantan can be used at any point at any time in a sentence and still make sense.
Example 1
Sentence: Hey man want to go get some chicken from KFC?
Or : Hey Fantan want to go get some fantan from fantan?
or : fantan man want to fantan some chicken from kfc fantan
or : Hey man fantan to get fantan fantan kfc fantan

Example 2
Hey John have you been to the Loft recently? their cookie and cream cake is awesome.
or: Hey Fantan have you been to the fantan fantan? their cookie and cream fantan is awesome.
or: Hey John fantan been to the loft fantan? their fantan and cream fantan is fantan.
or: John fantan loft fantan cream cake.

Example three
infinity divided by zero = fantan.
fantan by danayh November 2, 2007
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Anthony Fantano 

A music reviewer with a round melon head.
Hi everybody! Anthony Fantano here, the Internet's bussiest music nerd.

dick fanta 

Rather yellow urine that resembles the soft drink Fanta, because one didn't drink enough liquid.
- "Dude, I'm bursting, I think I'll have a dick fanta."
- "Sure, down the hall to the left."
dick fanta by njk15 October 6, 2016

Fanta Sea 

When you're caught in a landslide, and there's no escape from reality.
Is this the real life?

No man, this is just Fanta sea!
Fanta Sea by The1andonly92 May 20, 2013

European Fanta 

The type of Fanta that they only sell in Europe. Unlike its American counterpart its not your run of the mill orange soda. It is completely unique to itself and delicious. Not to mention way better tasting.
Person 1: Hey you want some Fanta?

Person 2: No I only like European Fanta.

Person 1: What's the difference?

Person 2: It's better than this American crap/

Grim Fandango 

One of the greatest games LucasArts has ever created. The protagonist is a skeleton named Manny Calavera who works at the Department Of Death, or DOD.
"Viva la revolution!"
Grim Fandango by The Fat Emu August 28, 2003

Slimy Fandango 

The act of using snot as the primary lubricant during a movie theater hand job.
She kept on sneezing in her palm and then pulled my dick out and gave me a slimy fandango during "the passion of the christ."
Slimy Fandango by Ranchgirls November 6, 2020