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Distoharm Kink

Liking provoked people to threaten or harshly correct you. Usually accompanied by degradation kink and masochism, not all the time though.
"Yeah, Sarah got SO turned on when I got annoyed at her for getting an easy question wrong, she totes has a Distoharm Kink."
by Chogoyuun December 7, 2022
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distrot

Horribly upset regarding an aspect of your horse's gait (or lack thereof).
In several humorous children's stories, a distrot wagon-driver whose balky nag refuses to pull his burden eventually discovers da old long-stick-with-a-carrot-on-da-end (or an ear of corn, bunch of juicy grass, etc.) strategy to get said uncooperative equine to begin plodding forwards once more.
by QuacksO January 14, 2023
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Distractasize

I need to distractasize myself to get out of this funk.
by BeeA90 January 31, 2023
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Distant-acquaintance

A distant acquaintance is someone who you wish to fuck the ever-living shit out of on a regular basis and who one day you will want to marry.
I heard Helayna wants Arius to be her distant-acquaintance
by BilBiowero454432tonk February 11, 2023
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Distracted

Yeah sorry I got distracted. I'll get caught up tonight at work.
Iam "Yeah we've been distracted lately. 🤷 ♂️ not enough time in the day, ya know?"
by Hym Iam February 13, 2023
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Distributing responsibility

Bwahahahahaha! He's pretty good at distributing those patents too isn't he? Right cus he doesn't own any of them (aside from a door hinge or something) but all of Tesla's patents can be used freely... Like... All of the patents he doesn't own... That are underneath the banner of Tesla as a brand... Get it? That's hilarious!
Hym "Oh yeah, he's distributing responsibility, all kinds of shit... Hahaha!"
by Hym Iam February 22, 2023
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Distraction Dick

When a woman recognizes she's obsessing and analyzing about a new guy too much, she goes on other dates to occupy her mind.
Jane told me she can't stop thinking about that bearded lumberjack, with the house on the lake she had coffee with. She's rereading texts, googling his name, stalking on Facebook, you name it! Realizing she's entering psycho mode, she's been right-swiping on Tinder day and night to line up Distraction Dick to keep herself sane.
by Ekenned1 March 10, 2023
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