Dead Eyes 

Noun, Origin 2012

A name for a person in a state of intoxication where their eyes look lifeless.

1. "Dead eyes asked Jake to help find her friends, but they ended up making out instead."

2. "Maybe we should cut old Dead Eyes off, he's keeps trying to wrestle the bartender."

3. "Easy there, Dead Eyes. Maybe you shouldn't have drank that entire bottle of $8 whiskey before the strip club."

Dead Eyes by Chief Jerganov April 20, 2014

dead dog 

A canine that is not alive. Not a "dead dog that is not alive."

Joe: "That's a dead dog;"
Frank: "You mean its not alive????"
Joe: "Yeah...."

dead dog by GShrew July 29, 2008

Dead Reckoning 

When a man french kisses a girl that he loves just after she engaged in some hardcore fellatio on a beach with his friend.

I think I just had a dead reckoning, that bird was very salty.

Dead Reckoning by Fatbanger September 6, 2010

dead root 

When your lady just lies there like a sack of potatoes while having sex.

I fucked Regina last night. It was like shagging a corpse. She was a "dead root'.

dead root by Signor Dick Pic November 2, 2013

dead arm jessica 

A boss bitch who puts you in a world of pain

MC: ow bro my arm hurts
GSquared: why?
MC: that dead arm Jessica punched me and gave me a dead arm!

dead arm jessica by MCFireBlanket February 6, 2017

dead ass 

When shit is real. I mean REAL, real.

I think I'm gonna take that last shot like, dead ass.

dead ass by THE OLD SCHOOLER November 21, 2018

dead fish 

(verb) The condition of one's limbs going limp, causing one to spontaneously fall to the ground from a standing upright position, as a dead fish would. This action follows someone directing the command "dead fish" towards an unsuspecting victim. The goal is to make the "dead fish" feel as awkward and embarassed as humanly possible.

"Wow, Kate Morris just got dead fished in front of the entire boys' soccer team. She looks like an idiot."
"I just got dead fished in front of the entire mens' lacrosse team. I'm going to go kill myself now"

dead fish by JP and Ariel August 29, 2008