When somebody writes a cryptic message, ie a status or a blog post, about you. You know it's about you but they don't mention you. Therefore they are being snide and are too scared to mention your name.
You fall out with a friend because you slept with her boyfriend and the next day they post this message on a social network site -
"I hate her, she is a massive slutbag and i wish she would die" ~ Cryptic Cunt.
"I hate her, she is a massive slutbag and i wish she would die" ~ Cryptic Cunt.
by Rhiannon Crave March 13, 2012
The "Cunt Pudge" is the area above the vagina, typically on chubby to obese people. This area can look like a continuation of stomach fat, however it is in fact a separate segment.
by AntEater May 23, 2014
As my partner started to speak, while I was riding his face, I said "shut your cunt saddle and get to work".
by honey7777 December 19, 2017
Noun: A guy who becomes completely uncollected, unrecognizable to his friends and just plain dopey while in the presence of mind numbingly beautiful girls.
Verb: (Cunt Clowning) The afore mentioned guy in the process of making a total ass of himself as engaged in the futile pursuit of a girl so amazing it hurts to look at her. Usually while simultaneously ignoring his friends.
Verb: (Cunt Clowning) The afore mentioned guy in the process of making a total ass of himself as engaged in the futile pursuit of a girl so amazing it hurts to look at her. Usually while simultaneously ignoring his friends.
1. Freddy is such a ridiculous cunt clown when he goes clubbing! Last time we were here he got shut down every time; those broads were way out of his league.
2. (a) Where did that asshole Freddy go, he's
sponsoring this fucking round!
(b) See that goddess at the end of the bar?
(a) Yeah?
(b) He's over there cunt clowning again. Yep,
he fancies himself quite a swordsman.
(a) God, what an asshole.
2. (a) Where did that asshole Freddy go, he's
sponsoring this fucking round!
(b) See that goddess at the end of the bar?
(a) Yeah?
(b) He's over there cunt clowning again. Yep,
he fancies himself quite a swordsman.
(a) God, what an asshole.
by Jesus Tap Dancin' Christ June 26, 2010
rotten, stinky, drippy, pussy that's been trapped in panties all day.
Or
A delectable crock pot stew made from the ex wife.
Or
A delectable crock pot stew made from the ex wife.
your trapped in a hot elevator with a woman, and it stinks, is that cunt stew I smell?
Or
dude your ex wife is a bitch, you need to make cunt stew out of her.
Or
dude your ex wife is a bitch, you need to make cunt stew out of her.
by DDH electric March 07, 2014
Always wanting more and ungrateful for everything they have already received. Often saying they have never received anything from an individual.
She kept saying that I have never done anything for her while texting on her iphone I bought her while she was in the flat I paid the rent for being an ungrateful cunt.
by Mr no hoes November 03, 2022