Coffee Ninja

Coffee Ninjas are usually local beings living in your neighbourhood and hiding in plain sight.
They appear tired with big bags under their eyes because of their nightly activities. They are also referred to as insomniacs and night owl.
You can easily befriend a coffee ninja by offering them some dark bitter coffee.
Coffee Ninjas are peaceful by nature but be careful not to disturb their piece or hurt their friends. They're wrath is scary

There's a reason they're called "ninjas"...

P1: Hello! Sorry just wanted to give you some coffee.
Coffee Ninja: thanks, you are in my not-kill-list now.

P1:Dude, I met a Coffee Ninja!
P2: Wow, be careful they're insomniacs!

Coffee Ninja: I have the power of coffee gods by my side and I will fight the Monday monster for the sake of all humanity

by Birbados November 21, 2021

Coffee shop touring

Going around a city to various coffee shops to pick up women.

Man 1: I went coffee shop touring and picked up 0 women.

Man 2: How many coffee shops did you visit?

Man 1: 37.

Man 3: I picked up a girl at a coffee shop.

by Ereck Flowers February 21, 2015

coffee educator

A teacher in their 50's who spends on average $1551.25 a year on starbucks coffee, you never see them without coffee in their hands. They are hyperactive and gets distracted a lot talking about their own life. They most likely have a keurig in their classroom that is brewing 24/7.

My teacher is definitely a "coffee educator" I love her.

by pugglegirly April 24, 2017

coffee ride

when you do unexplainable things with a boy that can't be told

"I had the best coffee ride with him, but I can't go into any details."

by coffeegal69 October 18, 2008

Coffee flavored kisses

When your girl gives you a kiss when your half asleep in the morning before she goes to work.

My girlfriend finished her coffee and rushed to give me coffee flavored kissesbefore she had to go to work.

by Serpico1 March 21, 2016

Coffee

Literally me. My name is Coffee.

OMG Coffee it's really you omg

by Coffee_is_me March 8, 2022

coffee

a brown drink which keeps you awake till morning and so on

i like coffee so much.

by waikikiyour worst nightmare November 11, 2021