Mercedes-Benz E-Class

The rich person's Camry. One of Mercedes' most popular models in the US, the E-class is one of the best selling European cars on the market. Everyone from doctors to lawyers has one, and it isn't uncommon to see at least fifteen or twenty in the parking lot of an upscale mall or restaurant. More often than not, they're leased by men having a midlife crisis, and accompany a Lexus RX in the garage. Bonus points if said E-class is parked in the middle of a mall around November/December with a big red bow on the roof.

Since Andrew's wife divorced him, he bought himself a Mercedes-Benz E-Class.

by henry1272838442 October 19, 2022

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fart in the middle of class

The most embarrassing thing

Student 1: Did you fart in the middle of class?

Student 2: Shut up, I’m doing work

by Nobody reads this except you- September 30, 2021

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wybo's class

Long ass boring class with no end. Here you can get yelled at for going to the bathroom while being lectured on about cells being mighty morphing power rangers. As my cells multiply so do my chromosomes.

"Damn bro i just got kicked out of wybo's class "
friend"Bro why"
friend 1 "I said the og star wars trilogy was shit"

by burgerjunky March 24, 2020

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A Class Wanker

The biggest wanker out there, pure peanut, he goes fishing with his mates who don’t like him. His wife has a face pumped with Botox and he says “boys trip” on his Facebook posts

Willy: You remember peanut?

Peter: Who?

Willy: Peanut

Peter: Awwww isn’t he that bloke who had no mates in school and now hangs out with his “mates” from grammar 8 years younger than him?

Willy: Yeah that guy, wonder how he’s going now

Peter: Mate that guy is the biggest A Class Wanker

Peter: Hahah what a dropkick he was aye

by Spuddy Bruv January 05, 2024

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First class wanker licker

wanker licker is when you are desperate for attention and out of swear words, espacially when called first class wanker licker.

This just wasted two mins of my life what a load of shit and clearly trys to hard to be funny - this is the perfect example of a first class wanker licker ! -Ryan

by monos1 February 23, 2018

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