cat videos

The Only thing that matters on the internet... (Not including porn)

No internet = No Cat Videos

No Cat Videos = Half of the internet is at war.

cat videos by Sanicplaysminecraft September 25, 2016

Cat-Hate 

The hating of the normal house cat due to its creation of sheer annoyance by meowing and generally being an unfaithful little shit.

1: Dude, i fucking hate cats
2: you got some real cat-hate there

Cat-Hate by Drako169 December 6, 2009

cat-puss skank 

a faggot that eats rolling oats instead of cheerios. smells like cat piss and never takes a shower. They also must have a square head or it doesnt count

Gene you cat-puss skank, no yarfin on the couch.

cat-puss skank by Ben Ervin March 2, 2007

cat in a t-shirt 

1.)An insult among gay men, usually bestowed while chatting, indicating that no further conversation. The sender sends the picture to indicate to the recipient that he is being a douche.

Shannon: This guy I'm chatting with is being such a Douche

Tom: Just send him a cat in a t-shirt

Shannon: Cool, now I do not have to talk to him any more!

cat in a t-shirt by Tom-Tom November 17, 2006

cat-timing 

At the moment you decide to get off the couch your cat decides to jump on you for cuddles thus making it impossible to leave.

You: "I cannot ignore the call of nature any longer, I suppose I'll get off the couch and indulge in a little urinary expulsion."

cat-timing:

Cat: "meow" (aka "cuddles plz!")

cat-timing by jacky_treehorn October 5, 2009

Cat denial 

Cat denial
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Cat - feline
+
Denial - a state of hiding from the truth
= Cat denial

This is a serious condition that occurs in the following situation:

When you share other people's images of cats on a Saturday but you deny that you participate in the Internet meme day known as Caturday, just because you didn't upload it yourself.

Despite Denis sharing Amanda's YouTube cat video, he was clearly in cat denial that he was now an active part of the Caturday phenomena.

Cat denial by MartinSherv October 27, 2012

Cat Speak 

When you talk like a LOL cat.

Drew: I can haz cheezburger?

Dana: Only if you promise not to use Cat Speak around me ever again.

Cat Speak by Katiew567 August 20, 2013