Crack Magician

A Magician who is under the influence of crack cocaine and believes he can do many different things.
OR
A really lame magician at a children's party.

OR

A common insult.

*In a crack den in south london*
Uhhhh that crack was good! Now watch me disperse into the mist!

Man that guy is a crack magician!

OR

*At a Childrens party*
Tah daaaa! The ring is now GONE! :D

*Parents after*
That was rubbish! I could see the ring on the floor behind him!

Yeah he was a crack magician.

OR

*in the playground*

IM soo cool :D !!!
No you aint you crack magician!

Crack Magician by Garlickson October 25, 2009

Crack Backin

When u playin a sport or just kickin it around town, and u decide enough is enough and lay the person out on their back, and listen for that crack.

Its fun to crack backin someone on the other team, especially when theyre a bitch and diserve it

Crack Backin by Crack Backin King of Cali November 4, 2009

crack saw 

when you credit card someone (take a card and slide it through someones ass crack to cause discomfort) with a hacksaw, causing severe pain.

dude i need a band- aid, i just got crack sawed.

crack saw by fenyeman......again November 17, 2009

crack flack

Annoying and seemingly endless condensed, fluff-like matter which collects between the ass cheeks. Particularly evident after an active day

Tom: Man, I'm fed up of all this crack flack I have to wash away every day in the shower

Jon: Fuck you

crack flack by pseudopseudonym11111 March 6, 2010

Crack Worm

When your computer crashes due to a virus, spyware, or because your pc was hacked.

"Damn! My computers shot. I must have a crack worm

"Dude, i downloaded that song and got a crack worm instead"

Crack Worm by Sbot April 14, 2010

Crack Bears 

Synonymous with "Gummy Bears." The comparison is made to Crack because of its addictive properties and the fact that both are unhealthy to consume in mass quantities.

Also sometimes associated with a sugar high.

What do you want to eat? I got Twizzlers, Snickers, and Crack Bears.

Crack Bears by I C.U.P. February 27, 2011

Crack-shelled

To snap, or instantly be angered insuch short of a time,later on forgetting what it's about and the damage set in before you know what is going on.

Hey dude, that was the same guy that crack-shelled yesterday and now he's acting like nothing happened at all.

Crack-shelled by DakineWordGuru May 10, 2011