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Makin' bread 

Self pleasing yourself AKA masturbation
John : hey Jimmy, watcha doing over there?

Jimmy : Makin' bread ;)
Makin' bread by nzninja99 April 12, 2015

bread smoothie 

Yo Ross pass a bread smoothie this way.

bread monster 

A bread monster, otherwise known as a person, usually female, that takes on large loaves of bread in one sitting. The bread monster is prone to issues associated with ingesting too much yeast, such as vaginal yeast infections. Be careful when near the bread monster, they will eat your sandwiches and leave nothing but a cold slab of meat.
"Waitress, can we have a basket of bread with our meal?"

"Sorry, the bread monster ate us dry."
bread monster by whobedat June 18, 2015

bird bread 

The first and last piece of bread in a loaf that no one likes
Bro through out that bird bread!
bird bread by Jharp44 December 12, 2015

Raisin Bread

An expression of extreame joy or excitement; A replacement for yeet and swag; also knows as a sassy come back
Ex 1
Person 1: Hey I just got a new console today!
Person 2: Wow dude that's totally raisin bread!

Ex 2
Person 1: Shut up you asshole
Person 2: Raisin bread
Raisin Bread by Zanderbell June 11, 2016

leb bread 

An Australian slang word used for Lebanese bread.
"What are we going to do with all this left over chicken?"
"Just chuck it in some Leb bread and have it for lunch tomorrow"
leb bread by Saltlaurenn May 16, 2016