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Power bottom for Jesus 

A Google suggestion when "Power Bottom" is typed in. Established by angry gay atheists who hate Jesus because he taught peace, love, compassion and empathy but apparently the gay and atheist crowds don't like that and have taken to insulting him in this way or perhaps the homosexuals secretly yearn after him just as much as the atheists as they can't seem to stop talking about him or Christians.

Personally I think atheists (i.e queers) want hard Christian cock but because they can't get it they take their sexual frustration out with stupid insults such as this. Apparently it's wrong to call a gay man a queer or faggot but they (along with atheists) are allowed to mock Christians because they've had bad experiences in the past with a few Christians. This type of double standard isn't acceptable and I suggest that the queers and atheists fuck off and take a huge one up their ass and have an anal prolapse as a result.
"Power bottom for Jesus" was an insulting term originated by an angry gay atheist who had a prolapsed anus after taking too many cocks up there. He also had aids and anal cancer and was slowly dying as the result of his anal sex with men outside of gay bars.
Power bottom for Jesus by Skialian January 7, 2014

Topping from the Bottom

When a top just ain't hittin' it right, and needs some guidance and expertise so the bottom gives their own input on how they like it.
Person A: I heard you fucked Riley last night.
Person B: Yeah, he wasn't a really expirenced top, so I had to start topping from the bottom.

ROCK BOTTOM - pick a hand

after a jenkin drop'n'pop, taking your handful of semen, and picking up a piece of poop in the other hand, then with both hands behind your back, approaching someone and telling them to pick a hand. Placing the chosen item in his/her hand, and slapping them in the face with the other. Not to be performed on friends.
A man was murdered this weekend after performing a ROCK BOTTOM - pick a hand.

muffin bottom

when someone has an impression of lines on their legs, just like a muffin when you take the paper off the bottom.
Adam "Oh man, look at Jackie's muffin bottom!!!"

Sara "She really needs to get new sheets"
muffin bottom by Adra May 14, 2011

Carrot Bottom 

A newlywed Millenial that buys foreign luxury vehicles and is overly concerned/astonished with how others have accumulated their wealth, exposing their lack of self esteem and overall mental meekness.
Mike told me the other day while driving his new Volvo that carrot top must be a multimillionaire through gay porn because how else could he possibly make that much money. Mike is such a carrot bottom.
Carrot Bottom by Sipowitz December 3, 2018

Power Bottom 

A man so gay, he forces the gayness through his hips into another severely gay man's bone. The average power bottom takes control from the bottom, regardless of the fact the are still the top's bitch.
God, Josh is 100% Whop's power bottom! Whatafag!
Power Bottom by TheTater4422 January 10, 2023

scraping the bottom of the butter-dish 

a crude way to mention female masturbation
I caught her scraping the bottom of the butter-dish