Co-own a boat

When two heterosexual males come to an agreement to have sex with each other if no other options are available. It's not gay if it's between you and the sea.

O wow, nice boat! Thanks I co-own a boat with my other heterosexual male friend 😉

by AubergineMachine April 14, 2023

Salty banana boat

The action of having a bead of sweat licked from the arsehole to the tip of the penis on a hot day.

"Can you give me a salty banana boat"

by SikkaPash April 25, 2025

Boats n' Hoes

Two things that you gotta have.

If you don't, then you likely don't have an 8 inch member. Nor would you be capable of producing a quart when you cum.

Dudebro #1: You know what this beach party is missing dude? Boats n' Hoes.

Dudebro #Dos: Bro you're right, you go get some Boats and Hoes and I'll go get some nachos and Lemonheads™.

by CancerousMoleThatWillGetBetter May 15, 2024

Upton Tug Boat

When you ejaculate on your face while pooping.

Jesse pulled an Upton Tug Boat this morning in Royce’s bathroom.

by Targaryen Prince March 5, 2021

It floats my boat and finds my lost remote

The world is no longer grey, it's now in colour ever since I found her (Jessica Henry). This makes me very happy (more than temporarily).

It floats my boat and finds my lost remote... if you know what I mean... and if you don't... check urban dictionary.

by anonymous April 19, 2025

Gravy Boat

The act of motor boating a woman after pouring KFC gravy on her breasts.

I gravy boated her behind the KFC dumpster last Thursday.

by anonymous July 5, 2021

Floatable Boat

When the boat floats

DM: "You get a floatable boat-"
Player: "Well I sure hope it does"
*Everyone dies*

by twogaydadsonesafirefighter March 6, 2023