anal pony 

Anal pony: the act of riding a girl in the horse position with your dick in her ass

I gave Jessica an anal pony last night, best time of my life

anal pony by Kackiw March 29, 2016

Anal annihilater 

One who annihilates the anus.

Patrick: dude did you here about Justin?

Brandon: yep, he's a real anal annihilater!

Anal annihilater by Drekster April 18, 2016

anal tape 

When one puts tape on his or her butthole and they proceed to pull it off quickly.

Oh my god! Tyrone and I used anal tape yesterday. I'm so sore!

anal tape by Gryphion September 22, 2016

anal barometer 

An instrument that measures changes of the air pressure inside of an anal cavity without using a sausage.

Sorry hun, my anal barometer is big to fit in your thigh!

anal barometer by analholio August 9, 2016

anal mop

A mop, rammed inside one's anus. Definitely not gay. Quite cleansing, does a fine cleaning job.
Also a good name for your boyfriend.

'Hey, are you keen for an anal mop tonight?'
'Uh, that's gay'
'Nah, it's not gay. it'll clean out that rancid butter chicken you ate out of the neighbour's rubbish this morning'

anal mop by ohmegalomaniac July 10, 2016

anal mouthwash 

when you participate in the act of shitting in someone's mouth and they proceed to gargle the feces in their mouth

i cant wait to have joseph anal mouthwash me

anal mouthwash by John Wayne May 27, 2016

Anal Anxiety 

The fear of having anything put up your butt!

Note to my proctologist. I am sorry Doctor I can not have that test done due to my suffering from anal anxiety.

Anal Anxiety by PJ Cheves December 22, 2016