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Jordan

Jordan’s can be funny at times but can very annoying and do not know how to shut up and can take things too far. Jordan’s like to body shame people and acts like she has the body of Kim kardashian. Jordan’s think they are THAT BITCH when they actually are not. Jordan’s can be alright friends but need to learn when to not be needy
Person 1: is that Jordan?
Person 2: yeah

Person 1: I heard she likes to body shame people
by Isn’t ur mum dead? November 20, 2020
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Jordan Tisdale (JT)

JT is the best friend anyone could ask for. She's funny, smart, beautiful, and she could light up a room with a smile. She is always there for her friends even when she's going through things. She's scary when she's mad, but she won't hit/hurt you unless she has a good reason. She may be short but she has an attitude from hell. You won't ever be lonely with her around, she's always wanting to walk/ride around town. She is the most amazing thing that could happen to your life. She may not know it but I love her with my whole heart. - Grey 🍄💗
by Luvv.Grey July 4, 2022
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Jordan

An absolute nigger faggot with puffy hair and he is super tall. White like mayo and trash at fortnite
That Jordan guy's gf is a total muslim. She stanky
by Morosis999 April 1, 2022
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Jordan

Jordans will be your greatest haters. You cant have anything nice if you have a Jordan in your life. If you are lucky they are funny sometimes.
Sorry I cant have anything nice I know a Jordan
by NicknameName February 24, 2025
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Jordan

Somebody who gets in your head for absolutely no reason at all. Isn’t super good at communicating. Of course he’s quite flirty, but it’s difficult to know what Jordan truly wants and feels.
Oh hi Jordan
by Exactly who you think this is. October 17, 2023
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Jordan

A guy who is always there when you need him, and actually notices when your not okay. He is hot as hell!! He is super loyal, and caring. He is always there when you need him.
Friend #1 - Bro, who’s that guy? He hella cute!!
Friend #2 - I know right, that’s jordan, my boyfriend.
Friend #1 - Damn, I’m jealous.
by Jordan’s gurl October 14, 2019
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Jordan

Jordan has the biggest weiner in all of history, and yes you guessed it it’s even better than Maikas. They’re dick is so massive women bow down and praise the all powerful Jordan
Wow dude do you know Jordan right?

Oh yeah! Jordan! The person with the massive dick
by NotJordanshh December 9, 2021
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