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surprise hammer

The act of being belligerently drunk at a location when someone else arrives and doesn't expect it
Steve surprise hammered us when we arrived at his house for a BBQ.
by FirestormJ September 7, 2019
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Clear bag of hammered shit

The worst a person could possibly feel, clear for all to see
After drinking all night, the next day at work I felt like a clear bag of hammered shit.
by Brentroxum February 1, 2024
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hammered

person 1: Harder!

person 2: are you sure about this? it seems dangerous

person 1: YES JUST HAMMER ME HARDER!

Person 1 got hammered really hard during sex
by BTheM January 6, 2022
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hammer dialling

A telephone dialling technique that can only be done with a rotary phone. Rotary telephones use timed pulses to encode numbers when dialling, such pulses could be imitated by a skilled user rapidly depressing the hang up mechanism and bypass the dial rotor entirely. The name comes from the action and sound of the dialler hurriedly tapping or "hammering" on the top of the phone. This was done to save time as dialling a rotary phone conventionally could take as long as three seconds to input a single number. If you knew the number you were calling well, you could memorize the pulses and hammer them out yourself in half the time.
"Alan sure is on the phone often, he's even learned to hammer dial the Thompson's house."

"Gee, what would make him call the Thompson's so much that he's hammer dialling their number?"
by Stressed Fish January 11, 2023
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leak hammer

When you got a hard on and you try pissin in the toilet
by leakhammer March 3, 2018
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Hammer Nuts

Julian has Very Strong Hammer Nuts
by Mz Asian Snow Bunny October 1, 2022
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HAMMER

Meth,crank,dope,speed any stimulant that violates the califonia health and safety code and gets you twacked out and on a good one.
wow cuzin, vroom vroom everybody! fuck yeah...some good fuckin hammer. time to hammer down! gear jammin hammer ta fukk slammin machines.
by Russertafukk December 20, 2018
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