Who Shit In Your Toilet?

Equivalent of:
- Who Rained On Your Parade?
- Who Pissed In Your Cornflakes?
- What's Got Your Panties In a Twist?

Person 1: I'm really excited to go to the beach!
Person 2: I don't give a shit
Person 3: Dang, Who Shit In Your Toilet?

by Trizzy13 April 18, 2025

aint shit day

november 10th national aint shit day , post anyone that isn’t shit.

“ November 10th is aint shit day “

by don't like trump November 9, 2021

Tubby Shit

Somehow, someway, you screw yourself over.

Damn I just lost my phone on some tubby shit

by KkxBilly November 30, 2023

Not for shit

Expression of disbelief in the purest form.
Can also be used in practically any situation you can work it into.

Broseph: "Bro, did you hear about Alicia fucking that Bob guy?"
Brody: "Yeah I heard there's a video online of it."
Broseph: "Not for shit! Can we find it?"

by YourLurchness June 16, 2013

Shit bag

People who lack an all around general work ethic. Usually guys named Kevin.

“There he is, the shit bag.”

“Oh, you mean Kevin? Yeah. He’s a shit bag.”

by Microkitten November 3, 2023

bastard shit

An unexpected and unwanted defecation

Sorry I am late. Went to take a leak just before the meeting and had to deal with a bastard shit.

by Nolan Swipples November 11, 2022

crayzie ass shit man

Anything extremely unusual.

WOW! That was some crayzie ass shit man.

by Mike Dingez SCM March 23, 2011