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Zombie

A dude (or dudette) that rises from the dead (after a long no-communication period) and tries to start a conversation with fewer brains and tact than an actual zombie. They are in a subcategory of fuckboy.
Friend 1: "Brian from Tinder hasn't messaged me a week, but today he said 'hey'. Do you think that he's interested?"
Friend 2: "No! He's just being a zombie."

Friend A: "So...my ex never responded to the text I sent a year ago, but today he randomly asked how I was doing. What the fuck?"
Friend B: "What a Zombie! He's probably just bored and horny. Don't respond!"
by ThisB May 30, 2018
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Zombie Hunter

a person that hunts zombies for a living or just for survival, mostly seen with an axe or shotgun.
one zombie to another:
better watch out that zombie hunter is out hunting zombies again
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zombie government

A non or partly-functioning government usually with several vacant ministerial posts and a caretaker Prime Minister, who can only do certain things until a successor is elected. Usually, this is seen as a reason that a general election must be called.
“We have a zombie government and a prime minister missing in action. The country deserves better during this time of national crisis.” - Christine Jardine, Liberal Democrat MP
by Bryn89 August 8, 2022
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zombie wap

A female who does fentanyl and is prone to destructive behavior at inopportune times.
My homies and I were chilling and this zombie wap got at us when was denied.Shit got real real fast...lmfao
by anonymous August 24, 2022
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Zerk Zombie

Zerk Zombie is a type of Zombie that is similar too a the walking dead zombie but has something to do with holes in cars
A Zerk Zombie lubed a hole in my car or something
by Tynsklan5 August 26, 2022
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Zombie

The great great zombie once said......
by Dewaz April 27, 2022
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zombie bozo

When someone is such a bozo that you have to call them a zombie bozo.
You are such a zombie bozo you absolute bozo!
by ThatLastPizzaSlice November 5, 2022
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