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Zombie Typing

The act of typing when experiencing extreme exhaustion. The text produced in this state is typically nonsensical and unorganized, often ending in a random assortment of letters when the typist finally passes out at the keyboard.

It is not unusual for those experiencing zombie typing to have no memory of the act.
'what sh*t were you on last night man? on facebook you asked me if I'd ever scissored with my iguana...'

'wtf really?! sorry man, I must have been zombie typing'
by BrandishedFez September 10, 2012
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Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

ENSUES after a redeye flight

Stages of Redeye Zombification :

1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability

6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation

Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.
I really wanna Go out tonight, but that “Zombie Redeye Jet Lag” got me feeling some type of way !
by BlaykeyDonk Jr February 19, 2025
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Digital Zombie

A person who walks around completely oblivious to their surroundings due to being totally absorbed in their digital devices.
I saw a herd of digital zombies waiting for the school bus today. Each was wearing headphones while staring at their phones. None of them seemed to be aware of the others around them.
by John in Virginia April 27, 2025
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Michael's Zombies

Some Roblox COD Zombies ripoff, just play the original game if you're not broke!
Jeff: "Yoo wanna play Black Ops Zombies?"
Jon: "Nah let's play this shit called Michael's Zombies, sounds fun!"
Jeff: "You broke as hell bitch!"
by Loominaty January 26, 2024
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actual zombie

the thing that goes after "New Response Just Dropped" in the infamous anarchy chess chain. this is usually succeeded by "Call the exorcist!" or ???.
person 1 - google en passant
person 2 - holy hell
person 1 - new response just dropped
person 2 - actual zombie
by Pig Man, Pig Fan July 23, 2025
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Asian Zombie Soup

A relatively well known pharmaceutical drug thats also quite commonly used recreationally.
(like)1: AZS (asian zombie soup)
(like)2: Oz..
by Olberrman July 20, 2011
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The Zombie Era

the period between 2007 and 2013 as coined by YouTuber Pointlesshub
by anonymous April 10, 2024
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