Stoner Boner

When something is especially pleasing to someone who is under the infuence of marijuana. Usually has to do with some kind of food.
When Mike walked downstairs with microwave burritos for everyone, I got a Stoner Boner.
by Armondo Ootgah October 27, 2010
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stoner boners

an unofficial couple that only hooks up when high or intoxicated in some way. kind of like fun-buddies but in lower states of consciousness.
Person 1: "I saw Victoria and some random guy go into a room last night at the party and hook up, are they dating?"

Person 2: "Naw they're just stoner boners."

Person 1: "Oh touche."
by juggalettelex February 25, 2010
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funeral for a boner

a condom, a thin sheath, usually of very thin rubber, worn over the penis during sexual intercourse to prevent conception or sexually transmitted disease.
i'm not going to use that funeral for a boner, let's have sex unprotected.
by r the p November 28, 2007
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boner sneeze

To ejaculate, squirting semen and sperm all over yourself, a partner, or an inatimate object.
Stop honey, im about to boner sneeze all over!
by Austen the Puerto Rican September 15, 2006
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Yearbook Boner

When you're looking through a yearbook from any school, and suddenly you have an erection.
John was looking through his yearbook when he saw Kelly's picture, remembered something, and then got a yearbook boner.
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Boner Sniping

When you flash a guy in order to give him an erection, and then take a picture of it
by Dying A Virgin May 29, 2010
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business boner

the erection that one may obtain when delaying the need to urinate too long; a body defense mechanism that encourages urination and prevents bladder and kidney damage
I don't have time to go to the fuckin' bathroom, but I gotta get rid of this business boner!
by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005
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