Velocity Water

The ability to shit through a screen door and leave no trace you were ever there.

Man, when we got back from Honduras, I have a wicked case of velocity water. It took me 20 mins to clean to toilet!!

by Havana Manor/ Chef May 9, 2008

Water Princess

1. drunk bitch.

'The water princess puked everywhere last night. Man, I know how to pick the classy ones.'

by lwzcopter January 31, 2009

water high

When you are really thirsty and you can't function right and it makes you look high.

By,
Jeremiah Jesus Hernandez

Hey tia are you water high get some water.

by Water High April 19, 2017

dry water

Vodka

Hey would you like some dry water?

by Xsniper1 March 12, 2017

Dong Water

A slang term for urine/pee/piss/tinkle

I just dropped some dong water in the bathroom, let's roll!

by Dark lord tizzy June 10, 2016

paint water

what my hand seems to gravitate towards instead of my tea when I'm painting.

whoops! I drank some delicious paint water. time to go to the ER!

by 6699442200 June 28, 2020

Water Hungry

It means thirsty idiots.

"Hey I'm really water hungry fatty can you get me some water?"

by hnjefhnwjmakerjmdwa July 2, 2020