pinky-wanker

Tiny wee-wee, typically seen in sentences relating to cold weather.

He was playing in the snow with his pinky-wanker out

by HURGALBURGAL January 11, 2025

Cheese Wanger

Being an idiot of the extreme cheese dick variety

Finley stop being a cheese wanger

by Carvel Basel January 19, 2026

Ukulele Wanker

An extremely woke individual who attends protests / activism shit with a ukulele. This person is usually very entitled and delusional, not being able to see the real world, only what they would like to see.

Q: What did Daz Black call the Vegan Teacher?
A: A Ukulele Wanker

by KittyKat Slater February 19, 2026

Aussie Wanker

When she lies under your bed and reaches up and and wanks you off

She gave me an Aussie wanker last night

by Aussie wanker March 18, 2026

Group Wander

When we go for a hike for Insight Outside, and it's encouraged to not copy other's paths but then yelled at for getting too far apart

Big Money: "Ballright guys it's gonna be a Group Wander"
Us: "Can we at least go to sheetz after?"
Big Munee: "Wait- are you group a or b?"
Us: "Group a"
Big Munni: "Babsolutely not"

by carl smooooooooooooooooooooove February 25, 2025

Jolly Wanker

An individual with a great desire and intention to "wank"(A slang term for masturbation). They perform the act with such ferocity and excitement that they could be described as "jolly".

Martin is such a jolly wanker.

by BigBootyBerilium March 14, 2025

Wonking Wanderers

Single handedly the greatest 5 aside team to grace the earth.

"Wonking wanderers could win the premier league if they were in it"
"man that Ewan guy is so ass"

by Timothy Anthony cheeseington April 1, 2025