"Oh man, did you see Jenny walking all weird today? Must of been from the Matt-a-tois she got in on yesterday...those guys are way too close."
by mattislaw April 4, 2009
Get the Matt-a-toismug. by Cheese snoo 469 July 11, 2021
Get the Mattmug. 
My sweet baby boy, Matt, meaning the funniest, sweetest, most caring and handsome man anyone could meet. Matt is obsessed with riding his motorcycles and speeding which is scary but ugh he looks so fucking good doing it. He’s so smart when it comes to the things he loves, i sit and listen to him talk passionately about his interests and i learn something new everytime. AND OHHHH MY GODDDDDD HES SO FINE but in general. Each and every one of his features is perfect, his handsome face is like candy to my eyes because everything about him to me is so sweet. His voice is my comfort and it’s the most beautiful thing i’ve heard in forever. His heart is so pure and full with affection that needs a companion who will match him and fulfill everything he needs and wants. N that’s why his beautiful amazing wife wrote this 😛. And last but CERTAINLY not least, that third leg that pleases this pussy whenevaaaaaa
1.Mercedes loves you Matt, you’re the best thing thats ever happened to me and id never trade you for the world.
2. YESSSSS DADDY FASTER HARDER
2. YESSSSS DADDY FASTER HARDER
by mercedesluvsmatt April 6, 2024
Get the Mattmug. 
Is Also Know To Be Hypocrites, Liars, Know It All, Nosey, Fake. Big Asshole to make up for their small dicks. You will see them driving around in A larger truck goes with their big ego.
Oh their pulling a Matt..
by Niagia November 2, 2023
Get the Mattmug.