The Trotting Turkey. A boy whose image was distributed around the bus shelters of Dundee in 2003-04.
by Albert Buffman April 15, 2022

A legendary local menace (or hero, depending who you ask) known for sneak attacks on unsuspecting nipples during backyard bonfires, porch swings, or any unsupervised moment north of Vista View Circle. Equal parts myth and misdemeanor, this cheeky bandit leaves a trail of startled gasps, missing bras, and confused squirrels.
Hide your kids, hide your wife, lock up your coolers and clasp your bras — the Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibbler was spotted creeping behind the hedges on Vista View Circle again last night, right after the karaoke machine shorted out.
by Busty Bonita July 20, 2025

Mary Scott is the best person ever, she’s most likely a crackhead who always has energy. crazy, Crazy, CRAZY!!!
by muffin_10 February 17, 2022

A wonderful, smart person, who is independent and doesn't give up easily. He is a great friend and prefers to be with girls than boys.
by The Giver of Goodness December 31, 2019

An overdramatic complaint from someone who's just recieved a gift. Typically done by those who are upper class.
A spin off of a nothing burger.
A spin off of a nothing burger.
Did you see that Ross was crying about not getting the right color Lamborghini for his birthday? That's such a Scott burger.
by Azzwagon March 19, 2025

by Zara Jameson April 24, 2021

If you don't know what Scott means, you don't know the meaning of life. He's the smartest person you'll ever meet. If you don't know Scott, you're living in reality because he's a dream. If your life is shit, you should probably get your daily dose of Scott.
"It's such a Scotty day today. I feel so refreshed."
"It's a bird! It's a plane!" "Nah, bitch, that's Scott!"
"It's a bird! It's a plane!" "Nah, bitch, that's Scott!"
by allgasnobreaks January 24, 2022
