slime machine

(n) A type of dunk tank used for showering or dumping slime on a person.

I'm heading to the slime machine.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023

dub machine

some one that always wins, thereby “catching a dub”

SAM: Yo Neel how do you stay grinding and winning all the time ?
NEEL: dude, I’m a dub machine!

by pithyul May 25, 2020

drying machine

also known as dryer, or clothes dryer, or clothes drying machine

The drying machine made my clothes nice and toasty

by desik November 15, 2023

My Check Machine is Broken

When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.

She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.

by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021

Rude Goldberg machine

A Rube Goldberg machine that does something rude to someone in the end.

Some dude: I really think what you made is cool. My favorite part was the dominoes. Can I make one t..... (gets kicked by a boot).
Another dude: Sorry about that, that's my Rude Goldberg machine.

by Tony Tobasco October 13, 2023

Schlatt Machine

A Schlatt Machine is basically a slot machine in Minecraft and you use Schlatt Coins as currency to use it, only in Minecraft.

Damn, can I use that schlatt machine you have their I have schlatt nigger coins.

by Gianbarlo's fuck buddy June 12, 2019

food machine broke

As show in many dank memes

Mostly features big black men in a car

Food machine broke
Understandable, have a good day

by Kfantu1313 July 02, 2017