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christmas

the time of the year when you get free shit from your family and you put shit in a paper bag light it on fire and leave it on you shitty neighbors door step.
HAVE A SHITTY CHRISTMAS
by Was_Hitler_A_Good_Human December 16, 2020
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Christmas

The day when the old hairy man breaks into houses in the dead of the night with the bag for the children
Today is Christmas
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christmas stuffing

When a old school friend comes over for christmas just to fuck. Usually happens when your at your parents house.
You: I want some Christmas Stuffing. Do you know if anyone is in town?

Friend: Yo, I heard Sally is in town. Hit her up.

You: Awesome.
by Fuckboi Gerry January 24, 2017
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christmas

the best time of the frikn chikn year.

dont argue jesus is imporanto kids
by kylethebeetlebile November 11, 2019
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Christmas Fuck

listening to Christmas Jazz and kneeling next to the Christmas tree while taking dick
by Hdowbs December 3, 2022
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Christmas

When and old fat man breaks into your house or something from your chimney, and leave you presents that his small children elves make and wrap, while he gets the credit. He then proceeds to steal your cookies and milk WHEN YOU COULD’VE FUCKING EATEN THEM JIM.
Patricia: “Yay! Santa brought us presents
Jim: “Well no duh, it’s Christmas 🙄”
by life.is.shit =) January 7, 2021
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christmas

the day after Lemmy's birthday, oh also people give teacher presents and used to perform human sacrifices
the Christians stole Christmas from the pagans, it was much more interesting as saturnalia, more human sacrifices

then our Lord and savior Lemmy was born the day before.
by terrag0ne December 25, 2020
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