the time of the year when you get free shit from your family and you put shit in a paper bag light it on fire and leave it on you shitty neighbors door step.
HAVE A SHITTY CHRISTMAS
by Was_Hitler_A_Good_Human December 16, 2020
Get the christmas mug.The day when the old hairy man breaks into houses in the dead of the night with the bag for the children
Today is Christmas
by ct678ikjnbvfrtyujnbvcxswe4567y August 13, 2022
Get the Christmas mug.When a old school friend comes over for christmas just to fuck. Usually happens when your at your parents house.
You: I want some Christmas Stuffing. Do you know if anyone is in town?
Friend: Yo, I heard Sally is in town. Hit her up.
You: Awesome.
Friend: Yo, I heard Sally is in town. Hit her up.
You: Awesome.
by Fuckboi Gerry January 24, 2017
Get the christmas stuffing mug.by kylethebeetlebile November 11, 2019
Get the christmas mug.by Hdowbs December 3, 2022
Get the Christmas Fuck mug.When and old fat man breaks into your house or something from your chimney, and leave you presents that his small children elves make and wrap, while he gets the credit. He then proceeds to steal your cookies and milk WHEN YOU COULD’VE FUCKING EATEN THEM JIM.
by life.is.shit =) January 7, 2021
Get the Christmas mug.the day after Lemmy's birthday, oh also people give teacher presents and used to perform human sacrifices
the Christians stole Christmas from the pagans, it was much more interesting as saturnalia, more human sacrifices
then our Lord and savior Lemmy was born the day before.
then our Lord and savior Lemmy was born the day before.
by terrag0ne December 25, 2020
Get the christmas mug.