Hampshire Middle School is a school on the main road of the Village of Hampshire, Illinois. It's not big, but not small. The building used to house both the middle school and the high school, which relocated to an overly-large building in 2008.
Hampshire Middle School doesn't excel in any one category, but doesn't lack in any one category either. It's your average semi-competitive middle school.
The best part of this school is sixth grade. Sixth grade in Hampshire is very carefree. As is seventh grade, however when you look back at seventh grade - you regret it. Eighth grade is awful for one reason, and one reason only: drama. Hampshire Middle School is known for its drama and slutty girls. See, the slutty girls make false drama, which causes more drama, which causes more false drama, which causes a big group of people to become involved in this drama.
The school is not very lenient. HMS won't let you get away with anything that isn't "school-appropriate." By "school-appropriate," they mean that if it appears slightly wrong it's automatically the worst thing you could possibly do.
Hampshire Middle School doesn't excel in any one category, but doesn't lack in any one category either. It's your average semi-competitive middle school.
The best part of this school is sixth grade. Sixth grade in Hampshire is very carefree. As is seventh grade, however when you look back at seventh grade - you regret it. Eighth grade is awful for one reason, and one reason only: drama. Hampshire Middle School is known for its drama and slutty girls. See, the slutty girls make false drama, which causes more drama, which causes more false drama, which causes a big group of people to become involved in this drama.
The school is not very lenient. HMS won't let you get away with anything that isn't "school-appropriate." By "school-appropriate," they mean that if it appears slightly wrong it's automatically the worst thing you could possibly do.
"Hey, I'm transferring to Hampshire Middle School next year.. what should I do?"
"Don't make friends.. or at least don't get too close to anyone. You'll get sucked in to some drama with a girl and her boy-toy sooner or later."
"Don't make friends.. or at least don't get too close to anyone. You'll get sucked in to some drama with a girl and her boy-toy sooner or later."
by I.N. Phoenix August 18, 2012
1. A school that gets it's students from Sparks Elementary, Prettyboy, 5th District, 7th District, and some Jacksonville schools.
2. A school made up of mostly preps who think that they're the shit and that they're wicked cool skaters and all, but don't know the first thing about a board. If you walked up to one of them, and asked if they could do a Mega Monkeybust STD Smashdown on their on their board, they would say, and I quote, "Oh, yeah, dude, that's like, um, wicked easy, bro." Pathetic.
3. A school minorly made up of wannabe rockers and puck-ass kids, (I'm a bit of both) who really sware to much and get in fights with preps a lot. We are both kind of posers, but I think my side is more fun. And we ACTUALLY skate and have lives beside talking about how great Hannah Montana looked last night.
4. A school really minorly, but some of it, is populated by Pokemon loving, Bakugan brawling, Yu-Gi-Oh trading dorks. They practically stalk the wannabe-rockers and punks, showing them how good they are at pulling a grind on Tony Hawk 3, or on a Tech Dech board, hoping to be accepted into the ranks of rock-dom, but turned aside. Pity them.
2. A school made up of mostly preps who think that they're the shit and that they're wicked cool skaters and all, but don't know the first thing about a board. If you walked up to one of them, and asked if they could do a Mega Monkeybust STD Smashdown on their on their board, they would say, and I quote, "Oh, yeah, dude, that's like, um, wicked easy, bro." Pathetic.
3. A school minorly made up of wannabe rockers and puck-ass kids, (I'm a bit of both) who really sware to much and get in fights with preps a lot. We are both kind of posers, but I think my side is more fun. And we ACTUALLY skate and have lives beside talking about how great Hannah Montana looked last night.
4. A school really minorly, but some of it, is populated by Pokemon loving, Bakugan brawling, Yu-Gi-Oh trading dorks. They practically stalk the wannabe-rockers and punks, showing them how good they are at pulling a grind on Tony Hawk 3, or on a Tech Dech board, hoping to be accepted into the ranks of rock-dom, but turned aside. Pity them.
1. Dude, I'm going to Hereford Middle School next year!
2. OMG, we are soooo not preps! I mean, my friend at Hereford Middle School pulled a sick Mega Monkeybust STD Smashdown on his board! That's not preppy!
3. Fuck off, I'm sleeping through English class, you retard. I don't CARE about all that shitty pop music. Oh man, I hate Hereford Middle School...
4. OH! OH! OH! LOOK AT MY PIKACHU! IT'S THE COOLEST POKEMON IN HEREFORD MIDDLE SCHOOL! WAIT! WAIT! LOOK AT MY TECH DECK! DON'T LEAVE!!!
2. OMG, we are soooo not preps! I mean, my friend at Hereford Middle School pulled a sick Mega Monkeybust STD Smashdown on his board! That's not preppy!
3. Fuck off, I'm sleeping through English class, you retard. I don't CARE about all that shitty pop music. Oh man, I hate Hereford Middle School...
4. OH! OH! OH! LOOK AT MY PIKACHU! IT'S THE COOLEST POKEMON IN HEREFORD MIDDLE SCHOOL! WAIT! WAIT! LOOK AT MY TECH DECK! DON'T LEAVE!!!
by joe_kicks_major_pwnage_ass April 06, 2009
A school where the principal is a dictator, and if you have your phone in your pocket you get a detention. All the teachers want you to do is to get good grades so we get #1 in the state. We only do standardized tests to make them look better. Lots of snitches.
by A. Hater September 14, 2017
Quite possibly the coolest/best school in the nation. Home to the most amazing people ever, LMS is quite envied by it's rival schools, Cario and Moultrie. The kids at this school are comedy gold, smart as hell, pretty damn good lookin, cooler than...anyone, the nicest people you'll ever meet, the best partiers around, fresh till death, fly till they die, and are just amazing in general. All the kids at Laing- cheerleaders, jocks, skaters, partiers, towne center junkies, nerds, good-goodies, surfers, islanders, rednecks, country boys, tomboys, girly girls, football players, ballers, comedians, weirdos, crazy kids, etc. all combine in the end to make one big ass family, for a pretty smal lschool. They bleed maroon and black, and represent like no other. The teachers at this school are AMAZING, and their band/orchestra wins 1st at every competition. This place is just epic. Their sports teams are too fly for haters to hate them.
"Throw dirt on us and grow a wild flower"
LMS <3
"Throw dirt on us and grow a wild flower"
LMS <3
by FMdog10 March 11, 2011
The guilty feeling a person experiences when they understand the advantages their privilege has given them in life but are not so privileged so as to far enough remove them from society so that they do not understand their privilege
The main reasons people are charitable activists at Russell group universities are excess free time and middle-class guilt
by slythermetimbers May 02, 2016
A poor kid public school in waynesboro,pa.most of the kids who go theres parents household income is 30,000 dollars a year,which alot of them spend on graphic t's at hollister or aeropostale beacuse they think wearing it will make them look rich.....lol.alot of the kids there are rough because almost everybodys parents are divorced.alot of people think there cool there because there parents eaither a waitress at the waffle house,or runs a ghetto salon that braids your hair while putting alot of grease in it.Almost everybody there is a crackhead,most people there start in elementary school.MOst of the kids are stupid and only about 10% graduate from high school.The guys and girls there think there extremely cool and filthy rich if they wear hollister and aeropostale apparel even thought that stuff is for poor people.for a fun time the kids there go to cosmic skate a place where a lot of ghetto poor kids dance to ghetto music,during the summer they go to northside a community pool where the girls and guys can flaunt there tummy rolls in the aeropostale bathing suits that were on clearnce.Alot of the people who attend are either redneck or ghetto.Ghetto is there main aim.lots of the ghetto girls put grease in there hair because the think its cool,there the ones you dont hang out with.lots of boys are players.alot of the teachers are uneducated and arent sufficticated most went to community college for a degree,its a horrible school never attend you'll regret it.
ben a poor kid:Hey mom can we go to the winchester mall in virginia so i can get some graphic t's at hollister.Waynesboro middle school."
Mom:well,ben honey i dont know maybe when we get our 10,000 income tax we can.
ben:how come we cant have a hollister at our local valley mall.
mom:because everybodys too poor to afford it.
ben:of course soory i forgot.
mom:its okay ben why dont you just borry some hand me downs from your best friend landon.
ben:okay but he's at tony's house taking a shower because his mom forgot to pay the water bill.
mom:oh really!!! thats too bad.
ben: i know hmmm. i need a haircut.
mom:why dont you go get one with the 350 dollars i gave you for your b-day.
ben:you mean the money you found while you were walking to the good will to buy me the special carpentar jeans i wanted,okayy thats a great idea.
obviously ben isnt
Mom:well,ben honey i dont know maybe when we get our 10,000 income tax we can.
ben:how come we cant have a hollister at our local valley mall.
mom:because everybodys too poor to afford it.
ben:of course soory i forgot.
mom:its okay ben why dont you just borry some hand me downs from your best friend landon.
ben:okay but he's at tony's house taking a shower because his mom forgot to pay the water bill.
mom:oh really!!! thats too bad.
ben: i know hmmm. i need a haircut.
mom:why dont you go get one with the 350 dollars i gave you for your b-day.
ben:you mean the money you found while you were walking to the good will to buy me the special carpentar jeans i wanted,okayy thats a great idea.
obviously ben isnt
by walmartsforpoorpeople October 15, 2011
cms is a nasty ass poor ass school filled with niggas that really want clout. you bitches getting pregnant at the age 2 and trotting around like it’s cute. you house pussies look like an oval. like tf. you bitches ain’t cute. y’all do hard drugs like little crackheads thinking y’all the shit claiming to get 10473k views when nobody except he clout chasers rlly even care abt. you can’t flex views and if you do it’s just proves how sad you are. periodt. don’t get me started on the goddamn teachers. they act bold asf when they wigs stiff and and they be crying up in the classrooms thinking we gone sympathize for them. like no. ain’t no decent teachers they all whack and unnecessary. hoes are always mad and it’s just not a place you’d want to surround yourself. especially with all the drug dealers and juulers which fill clark to the brim with smoke and black lungs.
by nigga wtf u want tf May 30, 2019