jake diotte

Jake Diotte. What a guy. He is the definition of everything wrong with this planet. I hate him.
by BEEZEETHREE May 27, 2019
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Jake Doodson

A bitch who trashed your house and pulls out ur knickers like a spastic
by Sexysienna101 September 18, 2021
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Jake Haentzler

A football player that rocks the football pants.
Nice, juicy booooooty.
Extra cute..
Green eyes.
Shaved dark brown hair.
friends with a lot of people.
Nice body!
Perrrty teeth!
wears valentine boxers.
friends with some obsessive people.. CCW
loves rapping and when people rap to him!
smiles a lottttttt! :)
cute nose..
and just an all around cute, outgoing, fun person!
get to know him <3
Oh dang i just love Jake Haentzler!

Jake Haentzler is amazing!

Why can't i be more like Jake Haentzler?
by yourloversssssss June 17, 2011
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jakes mother

has a big mother the size of a whale
jakes mother is huge like a whale
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Jake Paul

A youtuber and actor that always gets chased by cops. Funny, but sometimes stupid.
" Hey did you hear that that Jake Paul dude closed the entire LAX and the freeway too!"
by IW16 April 15, 2017
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Getting Jaked

Getting drunk, krunk, shitty pissy, really fucked up
Dude, Al got so jaked last night.
I'm getting jaked tonight to the max.
by Friddy September 20, 2008
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Big Jake

Police who travel together and often show up in people's business.
Here comes Big Jake to stop the party. He comes to everyones party.
by Afroika April 01, 2008
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