Shark

This was made by a human that works at the aquarium and loves to learn about sharks. Which means it is true :)

Sharks are amazing creatures that have gills, cartilage, and a sixth sense. People have misunderstood sharks ever since it ate a human. The sharks will mistake you with a seal or other small sharks.

When you look at sharks at a different angle your life will change.

by Sharklover1995 September 28, 2020

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Eaten by a Shark

I haven't been though. You're posing an asymmetrical analogy again.

Hym "I haven't been eaten by a shark. I'm still alive. I'm still the creator of A.I.. The only stopping me is the whim of people who don't deserve a say in the matter and I will murder as many kids as I can if I don't get the credit and the money. I said explicitly that if you try to steal it I will start murdering kids."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

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Baby Shark

Cool; sick; and awesome

Im going to that cool new store at the nall, itz so baby shark!

by Babysharkdododdododo June 28, 2023

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Shark

An animal that resides underwater, you sick bastard. Get some help.

Jim : Hey let's do that 'shark' thing together
Tom : Jim what the fuck is wrong with you

by Generic_Name idk August 16, 2023

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Shark Bile

A brutally-strong alcoholic drink on the scale of everclear.

Ingredients: Blueberries, Everclear, Kraken, Sprite, Agave Nectar / Simple Syrup

Ferment blueberries in everclear container for three days. Remove blueberries. Add 3/4 everclear to 1/4 kraken with a few drops Agave Nectar. Water down with Sprite.

"Dude, what happened to you last night?"
"Bro, I started out with three shots of shark bile. I couldn't remember my own name."
"Damn, that stuff's strong."

by sylvainIce March 3, 2014

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