Purple Butthole Syndrome 

The sometimes after effects of anal but most notoriously doodoovoodoo where the area around the butthole is purple from bruising.

Note: most likely only occurs in women....and lady boys from Thailand.

Note2: call it PBS when around elders...they'll think your smart.

Tatum: Dude after that night of doodoovoodoo with Alayna I think I might have given her Purple Butthole Syndrome...should I worry about her?

Gary:No, she'll get over it...besides, she can't see it can she?

Purple Butthole Syndrome by MassaRee August 9, 2008

Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

Simply, an ejaculation.

Just thinking about Mary gave Mark a purple headed yogurt slinger.

Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger by Sadie Belle August 7, 2006

purple penis

When u fuck in the butt so hard that it causes ur penis to fall off.

I fucked Will in the butt so hard...it gave me a purple penis.

purple penis by Willlovah March 26, 2004

purple city bird gang 

The Unity Of Blood And Crips (Red+Blue=Purple) To Join As One To Take On The Police

Tried To be Created By Known Blood Members Of Dipset, Purple City Bird Gang

purple city bird gang by Wutang4evah May 15, 2009

purple haze 

Incredibly over-rated strain of cannabis.

The purple color denotes a lack of Potassium in the plant tissue, which can cause a drop in sugar production in the plant, possibly decreasing potency as well as flavor.

Most "stoners" think that purple means the pot is packing extra "punch". In reality (not pot induced fantasy), the purple color of the plant most often means either that:

1. It is of inferior quality and/or
2. that it does NOT increase the potency/flavor of the plant

Other causes for the coloring of the plants in temperature fluctuation, mostly when temperatures drop below about 55ºF.

So either way, purple does not mean the plant is better than the normal green plant, but that it is probably weaker than the another plant that is very green.

Stick with green kiddies...

"This purple haze bud is cronic!" -idiot
"Actually that bud sucks, try this shit" -intellegent person
"oh shit, thats way better!" -idiot (gaining intellegence slowly)

purple haze by Ishboo June 28, 2006

purple dildo 

a certain variety of dildo which some people seem to have a certain affinity for

Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between dennis smith and his purple dildo has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.

purple dildo by ducttape16 March 29, 2003

purple puckered star

the "a" hole

purple puckered star by crap magnet May 25, 2003