A new trend that I invented during an AIM conversation to kill a silence. It is the new solution for all your problems. Known to cure anything except AIDS which it only slows down.
Punching yourself in the ass is only for sexual related problems. Punching yourself on the ass is for all other purposes
What your eye hurts? punch yourself on the ass! You have a headache? punch yourself on the ass! You feel light headed? punch yourself on the ass! Your friend is acting gay? punch yourself on the ass! (beware--this may be a little suggestive to the person if they are truly gay)
Punching yourself in the ass is only for sexual related problems. Punching yourself on the ass is for all other purposes
What your eye hurts? punch yourself on the ass! You have a headache? punch yourself on the ass! You feel light headed? punch yourself on the ass! Your friend is acting gay? punch yourself on the ass! (beware--this may be a little suggestive to the person if they are truly gay)
I ass punched Taurino and he was like wtf you do that for and I told him I'm trying to cure your cold.
by antinormal February 16, 2007
by Joy January 19, 2004
The glorious sex move that tops them all, is the infamous 'dragon punch.' Basically, it's when a man takes his penis, and covers it with flammable liquid (e.i. hand sanitizer, aerosol sprays) and lights his dong on fire then shoves it in to a vagina or anus. Thusly it is called the 'dragon punch'.
"dude i wanted to suprise my girlfriend one our one year with a new kinky sex move, but when i dragon punched her, she flipped a cow and broke up with me!
by ttttyler July 01, 2009
by JLB3 April 29, 2005
Another euphemistic phrase coined by The Colbert Report, this time referring to the solitary action of masturbation -- "better than sex because it's on your time" therefore "Punching The Clock".
Stephen closed and locked the bathroom door, sighed, glanced at his watch, and proceeded to punch the clock.
by Not Stephen Colbert September 25, 2007
by Dickchinhairy November 30, 2015
by dhog989 January 05, 2009