Any fragment of today's culture which epitomizes its own functionality; meta-technology. Basically like steampunk things but not so shitty and gay.
Person 1: "Post-modern classics is basically the epitome of technological awesomeness, meean."
Person 2: "What is postmodernism anyway?"
Person 1: "Idk man i'm stoned as fuck."
Person 2: "What is postmodernism anyway?"
Person 1: "Idk man i'm stoned as fuck."
by jazzersizer69er_89 April 13, 2013
Get the Post-modern Classicsmug. when the post nut clarity hits one so hard that you either commit, or begin to contemplate suicide out of either shame or guilt.
Police officer 1: what was the motive
Police officer 2: it appears to be another Post-nut suicide, you can still see the tissues on the floor
Police officer 2: it appears to be another Post-nut suicide, you can still see the tissues on the floor
by regrets2983910 January 4, 2022
Get the Post-nut suicidemug. The point at which one realizes, after giving away all personal possessions and saying goodbye to loved ones, that the world is in fact not over.
Jimmie: Man I really wish I didn't burn my xbox or give my car to that homeless man.
John: Sounds like a case of Post-Apocalyptic Depression
Jimmie: Feels bad man.
John: Sounds like a case of Post-Apocalyptic Depression
Jimmie: Feels bad man.
by Randy Billsap June 20, 2011
Get the Post-Apocalyptic Depressionmug. 20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
Get the Post-Score Hookupmug. Post Vibration Trauma. noun.
The effects of holding your mobile device as it is receiving a large influx of messages, spam, or provocative pics.
Commonly occurs when your friends spam a Facebook conversation or post.
The effects of holding your mobile device as it is receiving a large influx of messages, spam, or provocative pics.
Commonly occurs when your friends spam a Facebook conversation or post.
"Nate is one motherfucker, he just wouldn't stop messaging me when I was using my phone. Two hours later I had Post Vibration Trauma"
by rageandqq October 8, 2013
Get the post vibration traumamug. After opening presents on christmas day, being very excited about a certain present and stay up all night using it.
Jon looked like a rabid squirrel after Christmas due to post Christmas insomnia. He got no sleep. Later he passed out in his mother's bed.
by Hello Satan December 26, 2009
Get the Post christmas insomniamug. The uncomfortable warm feeling you get after sitting in a seat that was previously occupied by a "fluffy" person with a huge butt.
by Dockalicious May 19, 2009
Get the Post-rectal warmthmug.