Pound Paralysis

The term for after you have had sex with your significant other, and they can't move their entire body.

Dan: Yo, Samantha just had sex with her boyfriend, and now she's bedridden!

Ethan: Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me.

by Pound Paralysis June 11, 2018

Cyber Pearl Harbor

A catastrophic territorial attack similar to Pearl Harbor executed over the internet on cities, ports towns etc.

We should constantly protect our grids, infrastructure and systems to avoid a cyber Pearl Harbor.

by George Mathanool October 22, 2018

liszt pearl

she’s a dime. i’d hit her

liszt pearl is fucking hot

by rhehwi June 16, 2019

Madison Pearl

an awkward, nice, chill girl. she’s great. stubborn a lot but great. loves Jesus and stays committed to him 24/7, which is amazing. blunt and deceptive for sure. just a great gal

Madison Pearl is a dime

by Anne V. August 13, 2019

Reverse Pearl Necklace

When your girl has tonsil stones, sucks your soul out of your body, and coughs all that shit back up on your stomach.

“That bitch gave me a reverse pearl necklace”!

by CitrusCountyDude December 11, 2019

Blanket Paralysis

The condition or circumstance where one is covered with, wrapped in, touching or crumpling an INCREDIBLY soft blanket and they are unable to move - neither can they remove said blanket or be removed from said blanket. Voluntarily or by force.

"She has been lying there for hours. She has blanket paralysis."

by Torgud January 29, 2020

Horse Pearl

A lump of fecal matter trapped in the back of the a horse's throat.

I went all the way to England to chocke on a horse pearl. Please, forgive me, Charles. I have lied to the family and wish to leave this damned land.

by Dudebruh42 July 4, 2020