smuggling peanuts

the unfortunate condition of having stiff nips

person 1: wow, you must be freezing

person 2: o god, i'm smuggling peanuts aren't i?

person 1: uhuh

by sara s April 19, 2006

Peanits

A dirty sounding word for peanuts.

Girl: I want more peanuts!
Guy: You want more peanits?
Girl: Yes!
Uncle: -zip-

by Bawk bawk September 26, 2010

Peanutobrolis

A bastardization of the word 'peanutopolis' from the Snickers bars. It can mean anything. Usually a noun, but can also be used as a verb, adjective, or any other form of speech.

Guy 1: Dude, pass me that lil peanutobrolis over there.
Guy 2: CHUR GOOD
Guy 1: What the peanutobrolis? You're really peanutobrolising me off right now.

by lordfinesse92 March 10, 2010

Peanutopolis

\pE-nut-ä-pu-lis\ (noun). A state of mind making you feel very strong and powerful, almost mayor-like.

My Snickers wrapper had the word Peanutopolis printed on the back and the definition was inside. So I ate the Snickers, but I'm not feeling mayor-like at all.

by Øuietus September 28, 2007

Circus peanuts

A candy that taste's like an elephant jizzed into a bag of Splenda

kid-can I buy some Circus peanuts
owner- One sec the elephant almost done

by John Olver October 29, 2014

Peanus

1. N. A penis which is the approximate size of a peanut. Not a mispelling.

That guy took too many steroids, now he has a peanus.

by Mule_Hammer September 14, 2005

Peanuts

Greatest comic strip ever, drawn by Charles M. Schultz. Debuts in its first publication on October 2, 1950 and remains popular until Schultz death on February 12, 2000. The strip had been going for over 50 years, and remains popular in newspapers, greeting cards, and other products. Any child growing up after the 1950's should know what Peanuts is. Movies have been made out of the strips, and two were instant classics. "A Charlie Brown Christmas" and "Its the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown" are both classic seasonal videos.

Characters include: Anoopy, Charlie Brown, Woodstock, Marcie, Lucy, Linus, Schroder, Peppermint Patty, Sally, Pig-Pen,

Peanuts is the greatest comic ever. I wonder if Charlie Brown ever does manage to kick that football...

by S|\|00PY R0X05Z October 30, 2004