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Law of large numbers 

The more times you gamble, the lower your probability of winning.
This law is what helps keep casinos in business, and this law works best with "chance" games like Bingo, Keno, and the slot machines, which are ALWAYS the first games that the tourists, women, and old people play.
Haven't heard much about this law working on the Blackjack and Poker tables though.
Too bad the old grannies who plunk their retirement benefits into the slot and Keno machines don't know about or haven't paid close attention to the Law of Large Numbers.
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Kicking ass and taking numbers 

When you are so good at something, people are lining up to challenge you and you have to give them a number and they have to wait their turn.
He had an awesome game of basketball today. He was kicking ass and taking numbers.

nubberblubber

Someone that is super retarded to the point they are just brain dead.
Darren you're a nubberblubber why did you think a cup was a dildo.

Justin stop eating paper you're being a nubberblubber.

I'm such a nubberblubber I walked off a ramp in Fornite and killed my self.

Eric stop trying to touch my ass you're being a gay nubberblubber.

Chris your IQ is so low that I'm now calling you nubberblubber Chrisy.
nubberblubber by Brian was taken October 15, 2018

FUNNY NUMBERS! 

What people say when they see someone repping 69 or 420 in their name on a video game.
Call Me Kevin: HAHAH! FUNNY NUMBERS! FUNNY NUHUMBERSSS
FUNNY NUMBERS! by JynxIsTheName December 9, 2020
Another term for scratch off tickets or the lottery.
You ain't never going to win unless you play them numbers!
numbers by Bibbsy March 16, 2016

Numberblocks 

A British computer-animated short form educational series on CBeebies (Part of the “Learningblocks” franchise with its predecessor Alphablocks and successor Colourblocks) that’s more well known for having one of the worst fanbases of all time. Most of the fans (mostly underaged preteens and immature teenagers) come from the Scratch and GoAnimate communities, both are well known for their toxicity as well, which doesn’t make it a surprise for this fanbase, so it does mean bullying, death threats and swearing may be common. However, despite that, the fans have not tarnished the show, rather turning it into a cash-cow series to the point CBeebies puts the characters in a lot of cameo appearances in their presenter-led links (despite not being distributed by the BBC) and frequently commissions more seasons to please the fans.
Me: I’m not a huge Numberblocks fan.
Numberblocks Fan: Like Numberblocks now or you should kill yourself!

Me: Kids surely should know better than to use death threats.
Numberblocks by LTPofficial February 25, 2023

Numerology 

The art of the Matrix. Numbers just don’t lie.

Numerology is the only “conspiracy” that has evidence which is HISTORY… you have to look at the numbers and add it up.

You can figure out what number you are if you add every digit of your birthday… For example, 5/11/2002 you would do 5+1+1+2+0+0+2=11.

And that 11 leads me on to master numbers which are 11,22,33. These people are special.
Numerology is the truth of the matrix