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Ass Stomper

A gigantic, sometimes painful fart that explodes out of your asshole. This act will often be performed in the face of an unsuspecting victim.
I had taco bell last night and had the ass stomper of my life. I thought I ripped my asshole.
by hollyhood609 August 19, 2010
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'hol ass

Rapidly consume large quantities of alcohol in a short amount of time in an effort to reach the same level of intoxication of those around you. Derived from the expression "haul ass".
Jimbo and Chaz had to 'hol ass after arriving late to the party. Jimbo chased his vodka shots by shotgunning brews and Chaz was desperate enough to buttchug .
by Dilax December 9, 2015
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condo-ass

short for condensationesque ass; when ur ass is sweaty from sitting in a leather chair/couch/stool for too damn long
kratos: "my ass is so sweaty from sitting in this hot ass bar and this leather barstool isnt helping. now i have condo-ass"

xelacue: "ugh, i hate that!"
by kratos2010 June 22, 2009
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Enormo-Ass

A gigantic ass that is disproportionate for the body it is attached to.
Dude, that ass looks like a VW bug being held up by a set of toothpicks. That's an enormo-ass
by Thanks Pete January 13, 2008
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jazz ass

The high, tight and firm ass achieved through vigorous jazzercise classes. Jazz ass is particularly sculpted during jazz squares, hops, plies and grapevine moves. Jazz ass may also be used to refer to the deep pain in the ass muscles following these activities.
"Wow that babe has a banging jazz ass!"
"I better have jazz ass after all the shit I had to do in that class".
"Oh my god I have painful jazz ass this week thanks to the new instructor".
by Gottalaughgirl November 24, 2013
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ass jets

The result of consuming sodexo food.
I just got back from the dining hall, time to go to the toilet and release my ass jets.
by RobIcarus September 9, 2013
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That is hot ass

That is hot ass
by HelloKitty28 May 4, 2021
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