an obscure euphemism for, like, a really fucking critical moment. as in, if someone says "you'll know when" well when you have twenty minutes of oxygen left is prolly a pretty good indication of "when."
"yeah, so when i only had twenty minutes of oxygen left I figured it was pretty clutch and remembered when my future self said "youll know when" and figured it was pretty much when, so i wnt for it."
by thanethedane October 17, 2008
Get the twenty minutes of oxygen left mug.An under-exaggeration of time caused by the moons slower orbit than Earth. A moon minute lasts longer than an Earth minute. Usually used when not wanting to get out of bed.
Taylaa: "Hey, go cook lunch"
Alex: "Yeah, i'll start in a moon minute"
*Alex rolls over and cuddles Taylaa until he can be bothered*
Alex: "Yeah, i'll start in a moon minute"
*Alex rolls over and cuddles Taylaa until he can be bothered*
by Jupiters Burrito July 25, 2010
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by pseudopsychonym September 12, 2014
Get the Football minute mug.The 5 minute rule is a term used usually by overtly cocky men to explain how they can make a woman orgasm in under 5 minutes by going down on them.
This 5 minute rule is usually used along with bets made from both parties. These bets are almost 100% of the time won by the woman, because their male partners are just so ridiculously wrong.
On rare occasion though, some woman will feel the benefits of the 5 minute rule.
This term is also commonly used in text messages like the following:
"5 in 3 minutes. Bathroom. Be there"
This 5 minute rule is usually used along with bets made from both parties. These bets are almost 100% of the time won by the woman, because their male partners are just so ridiculously wrong.
On rare occasion though, some woman will feel the benefits of the 5 minute rule.
This term is also commonly used in text messages like the following:
"5 in 3 minutes. Bathroom. Be there"
"oh look at that, it's the 5th day of the 5th month. the 5 minute rule is about to be put to use. Get ready."
by Get it. May 7, 2009
Get the 5 Minute Rule mug.1. An undefined amoutnt of time. Could be much longer or shorter than a minute because of the dynamics of city life.
2. Timed difficulty mode of Max Payne
2. Timed difficulty mode of Max Payne
by Just zis guy, you know? December 11, 2003
Get the New York Minute mug.Bitch Mittens is when a person, male or female has an extremly obnoxious pair of gloves on. The term can also be used to define is some one is acting as an obnoxious pair of mittens.
Example 1--A woman has a pair of mittens on that were knit to look like pink elephants. You have the right to walk up and say whats up bitch mittens?
Example 2-- Some one is annoying you, and you respond with get otta here "bitch mittens."
Example 2-- Some one is annoying you, and you respond with get otta here "bitch mittens."
by Spyro912 December 18, 2009
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