Football minute

A non-constant period of time ranging from 60 seconds to an hour

Man, she said she'd be ready in five minutes. More like five football minutes.

by pseudopsychonym September 13, 2014

No Shave November

A misnomer of "Amateur beard month"

"Participate in No Shave November! Support Prostate cancer research!"

"Promote manliness by exposing the unmanly people who can't grow a beard and humiliate them? ...No thanks"

by pseudopsychonym November 18, 2013