No Shave November

A misnomer of "Amateur beard month"

"Participate in No Shave November! Support Prostate cancer research!"

"Promote manliness by exposing the unmanly people who can't grow a beard and humiliate them? ...No thanks"

by pseudopsychonym November 17, 2013

Football minute

A non-constant period of time ranging from 60 seconds to an hour

Man, she said she'd be ready in five minutes. More like five football minutes.

by pseudopsychonym September 12, 2014