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ATM Machine

A machine that forces you to pay it to get access to your rightfully owned money. Also a popular job career for criminals
"Hey, can we got get Popeyes"

"Hold on, I gotta get money from the ATM Machine first"
ATM Machine by hairy penus May 17, 2023

Man-machine 

A more sophisticated version of the circle jerk where at minimum 4 individuals link arms and then begin to mastorbate, utilizing the momentum from one anothers movement to in turn keep jerkin' themselves.
James, John, Jarome, and Elliott are such good friends, they man-machine at least once a week to help one another out.

Faggot Machine

A weight "lifiting" apparatus that is not among the free weights, typically involving some form of pulley mechanism
"Theres Joe using the faggot machines again not even touching the free weights"
"I'm exhausted I might as well finish my set on the faggot machines and call it a day"
Faggot Machine by Sir Squat August 6, 2023

Medium Machine gun 

A Medium Machine Gun is a type of machine gun characterized by firing full power rifle rounds(such as 7.62x51 mm NATO) and being usually belt-fed.
While they are light enough to be carried by one man they are usually crew served due to weight of the ammunition.
They can be used by infantry, vehicles and aircraft.
Here are some examples of MMG:M240, MG3 and MG42, FN MAG, M60, PKM.
The Army just ordered 50000 new medium machine gun to replenish their losses.

drying machine 

also known as dryer, or clothes dryer, or clothes drying machine
The drying machine made my clothes nice and toasty
drying machine by desik November 15, 2023

Gutter machine 

Worse than a gutter slut, fat, sloppy skank that will let you fuck her in the gutter while she eats a hot dogs
That whore fucked 30 guys last night and finished a pack of hotdogs in an hour,! Damn That bitch is a gutter Machine!
Gutter machine by Marie$ November 25, 2023