maternal

For a long penis wiener to insert in the vagina to create a annoying ass brat

We are gunna maternal until we regret it 10 years later cause we done fucked up.

by Long Johnson July 11, 2016

Mateo

A boy that isn’t the smartest but still thinks he is. Thinks he’s good at sports but unfortunately he’s not. He is most likely gay and is proud of it.

“Hey look it’s Mateo”
“Oh ya he’s gay”
“Ya I know”

by Gay boy 1234 October 18, 2019

wifey material

a person (she/they/he) who is a bad bitch with a big heart.

my wife is so wifey material, she yelled at a disrespectful person in the street but still helped them pick up the things she threw at them.

by rosie3000 August 28, 2021

mateo

dumb ass fuckin bitch

mateo is a dumbass fucking bitch

by sydkney November 18, 2019

No Mates

Have no friends, and being beaten up because your a loner.

Look at Allen he is a No Mates.

by Current Events CELUE February 27, 2009

girlfriend material

1. a female possessing those traits and characteristics which are condusive to a someones ideal of a committed, romantic companion

2. the precursor to a keeper

Jane is attractive, sane, and fun to be with. Jane is definite girlfriend material. Diane is not attractive, in therapy for her self-loathing, man-hating issues, and a total drag to be around. Diane is not girlfriend material.

by supernicii March 16, 2021

GAYJOHN NO MATES

A socially inept person who finds it hard to make friends due to his lack of interesting conversation. Favourite topics for a gayjohn no mates are ms-dos, economic trends and boys. He may become useful as an antidote to insomnia.

"Oi lads, check out that fit blond!"

"Don't be crude...now, come look at this!! I just downloaded the complete ftse 100 for my new apple mac! It only takes up 50megabytes of ram on my hard drive AND it comes free with a daniel craig screensaver! I love it when he comes out the water!"

"(YAWN!!) You're such a gayjohn no mates! NOW FUCK OFF AND GET SOME MATES!!!"

by Martin Slut January 13, 2008