South African Death Lock

The South African Death Lock is when a man is eating out a chick then she starts peeing so he throws up in her pussy. Then he puts his dick so far down her pussy that she shits all over him. After this he becomes so angry that he spits on her vag then puts her in a choke hold. She then blacks out and the man takes all the pee, barf, spit, shit, and seamen, and chokes her with it.

Ya last night this bitch started peeing on me so i put her in a South African Death Lock

O shit man, ur fucked up

by John Cockslap May 10, 2011

lockeed martin

this word came about when i went to germany and was asked if Lockeed Martin was a "Nigar Factory". So now it is a term i use to refer to black people.

Don't tell the lockeed martin's about this word.

by hoob May 17, 2006

lockamatock

the word used for school locker when kids get bored of saying locker.

i need to go to my lockamatock

by herman August 1, 2004

Locked in the Box

The condition of a cock being stuck in a pussy.

Man 1: dude, my cock is soar as hell!

Man 2: damn, I thought you said you hit that shit last night.

Man 1: I did, man, but I got Locked in the Box so I had to spray my jank with a water hose to get that shit out. You know how spring cock will swell up on you.

by jodaworks February 20, 2009

Lockerley

Tiny English village in the middle of nowhere which hosts various (usually diasatrous) piss ups in fields. Ridiculous lack of transport links and anything remotely interesting to do.

"I'm going to a piss up in Lockerley"

by lol@you. June 21, 2009

locker freakin'

flirting, talking to a boy or girl too much at school or any other public place

"Yo, Josh and Melissa are making out again. They always be locker freakin'."

by *69band July 1, 2009

Lock- it- sock- it

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's curls and proceeds to fuck them

Yo dude I was at a bar last night and some crazy chick was begging us for a lock- it- sock- it threesome!

by sexycurlygirl June 10, 2011