by Michael Palmer & Marie Short February 14, 2009
Get the shot-locker mug.(On Facebook) When you avoid commenting or clicking the "like" button on the things someone posts because you don't want to let on that you like this person.
Girl: I really like the things this guy posts on his wall but I'm afraid to click "like" because then he'll think I like him... I do like him, but I would rather find other ways to approach him.
Friend: You're such a closet liker. Just be aware that if you avoid liking or commenting then he may think you aren't interested and you won't get his attention. On the other hand, if you "like" too much, then you're a like-stalker and might scare him away… it's a catch-22.
Friend: You're such a closet liker. Just be aware that if you avoid liking or commenting then he may think you aren't interested and you won't get his attention. On the other hand, if you "like" too much, then you're a like-stalker and might scare him away… it's a catch-22.
by snowscape January 7, 2011
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"I wish that bag at the register would shut her cock locker and write the fucking check already."
"She's fucking nasty! - But, Dude! - You could pack a change of clothes in that skank's cock locker."
"She's fucking nasty! - But, Dude! - You could pack a change of clothes in that skank's cock locker."
by Abdev Eurek August 21, 2013
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Originally from Australian and New Zealand horse-racing slang, now applicable to contests generally.
Originally from Australian and New Zealand horse-racing slang, now applicable to contests generally.
by mum61e November 16, 2013
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Either indicative of a strong personality unashamed to forge against the crowd, or of having no friends.
Either indicative of a strong personality unashamed to forge against the crowd, or of having no friends.
"You liked your own facebook comment. Who does that?"
"I'm a Lone Liker, and I will create an entry for this on urban dictionary to prove that that's actually a thing."
"I'm a Lone Liker, and I will create an entry for this on urban dictionary to prove that that's actually a thing."
by Avian020391 October 8, 2014
Get the Lone Liker mug.A spin-off of the term "boner garage" used in the movie "We're The Millers" meaning a vagina. Most of the time used while talking about a total slut
Guy 1: Yo I just fucked that girl Tammy!
Guy 2: Bro, she's nicknamed dong locker down at the strip club.
Guy 1: ..
Guy 2: Bro, she's nicknamed dong locker down at the strip club.
Guy 1: ..
by A$AP HOSS April 12, 2015
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Tina was determined to see why Matty was so happy in his self-locker status
The parson's sermon on sexual excess drove Simon to become a self-locker.
Once he'd become a self-locker Mikey knew he'd made the right lifestyle choice
Tina was determined to see why Matty was so happy in his self-locker status
The parson's sermon on sexual excess drove Simon to become a self-locker.
Once he'd become a self-locker Mikey knew he'd made the right lifestyle choice
by Townsman December 29, 2014
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