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Jordan Perkins 

A way to describe something that's good in fights, spits bars, and follows traits of a real roadman.
'Yeah, he's definitely a Jordan Perkins'

Jordan Makenzie Yocum 

Jordan Makenzie Yocum. The definition of everything you'velse been looking for, yet you just didn't know it. Her imperfections piece together to create the most close to perfect human being. She's an absolute dork, super weird, she's hilarious(shmashmehsmheh), she's could make you smile in your darkest days. She's absolutely stunning, I mean drop dead gorgeous, the first day you'll see her, you won't want it to be your last, she's anot absolute gem. She's absolutely amazing, she's absolutely amazing, she isn't anyone else but herself. I love her.
Dude#1: so dude, I met this girl right, she's a beaut, she's everythingoing you could imagine, but one katrillion times more.

Dude#2: Dipshit, how do you not know this. She's obviously a Jordan Makenzie Yocum

jordan lockrow 

Extremely hot guy

mix of Zayn Malik & Christopher McCrory
"Do you know Jordan Lockrow?"
"Oh, that hot dude!"
jordan lockrow by George65551 September 4, 2016

jordan franks 

A little dick that likes to fuck the ugliest girls
Jordan Franks bangs slum bums
jordan franks by Cocky4782929 August 27, 2016
Look at those jordans over there!
Jordans by Dots of dream snot July 21, 2016