reverse jerky

reverse jerky- 1)when a man sits on a woman's lap facing away from her and she jerks him off like it is her own dick
2) when the jerker flips their hand from palm under the shaft to palm on top of the shaft and precedes to jerk off

Mother Theresa asked me to sit on her lap last night and much to my surprise I got a reverse jerky.

by fuzziness grime and friends August 18, 2020

Cheese & Jeezy

Basically a jizz game, can be played by 2 or more person. Make a 2 small batch of mac and cheese, but, before you bake it, cum in 1 of the 3 batch. Mark each batch with different coloured marker. After baked, swap your batch with your friend, and let the fun begin.

Jack : "Why is Mark puking on the toilet"
John : "We where playing Cheese & Jeezy and he lose"
Jack : "Oh shit"

by PeterMcPeterson October 24, 2020

Hi Jerry

If you're reading this then go back to doing fabio with whatever her and is

Hi Jerry how's it going

by Dom's shiny booty cheeks October 29, 2020

Sending jerry to work

Something ominous

"Oh yeah he was sending Jerry to work" said Joey
"Who's jerry" asked Jake
"You'll never know" responded Joey

by glfoster16 November 5, 2020

mushroom jerry

When a girl sits on your lap and busts out a big hot fart.

My girlfriend and I were at the bar and my girlfriend gave me a mushroom jerry and I felt the rumble.

by Wes Futrell November 13, 2020

Edward Jerky Hands

A drunken game in which 3 participants have to watch scat porn and attempt to remain flaccid, first one to get a boner has to jerk off the other 2 participants and ingest the semen off of a soggy biscuit

Hey bro’s wanna game of Edward Jerky Hands?

I’m down, though you’re gonna jerk me tonight!

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 3, 2020

Dicky jerry

Harrisons donkey on minecraft that got killed

Oh no Tristan killed dicky jerry

by Big man with a big plan November 21, 2020