Jake Paul

A youtuber and actor that always gets chased by cops. Funny, but sometimes stupid.

" Hey did you hear that that Jake Paul dude closed the entire LAX and the freeway too!"

by IW16 April 14, 2017

Getting Jaked

Getting drunk, krunk, shitty pissy, really fucked up

Dude, Al got so jaked last night.
I'm getting jaked tonight to the max.

by Friddy November 3, 2008

Big Jake

Police who travel together and often show up in people's business.

Here comes Big Jake to stop the party. He comes to everyones party.

by Afroika April 1, 2008

Jake Jake The Pancake Snake

Leech, Homo, Albino, Fag, Twig, Scrawny, Borderlands Addict, Fallout Addict, Tiny Penis, Thinks hes funny with his arm trick but hes not.

God I hate that Jake Jake The Pancake Snake Guy.

by Left In Walmart September 14, 2018

jake patterson

A wonderful human who will at first be very confused reading this but will eventually realize that the love of his life wrote it and is now smiling immensely whilst regretting not looking up his own name sooner

"Yeah, Jake Patterson is the real Spider-Man"

by local herb May 26, 2018

Jake Paul

A sexy human being with abs of steal. This man is FIIINE

Did you see Jake Paul . I wanna eat his face

by Jakepaulerforlife January 17, 2017

jakeology , The "JAKENESS"

(JAKEOLOGY)Jakeology is the philosophy of The "JAKENESS". It is the knowing of everything and also the understanding of everything. it is also the being of "JAKENESS" witch allows you to can be classified as the "JAKENESS", such as classic rock or women(Gayness is not a part of the "JAKENESS").In knowing this, you shall become part of The "JAKENESS" and know what to like and what not to like. Even though you were not born as the "JAKENESS", like myself, you can become a small part of it, making yourself a little betterthen the normal fagget human being.

(JAKENESS)To describe The "JAKENESS" though, is like trying to describe god. It is basically impossible but you know what it is. The "JAKENESS" is the word of greatness and ultimate power. there is nothing comparable to it. Men cower in it face as if there manliness was stopped on like an unwanted pest. women orgasm on site do to its undefined mystic aura. and no matter what, in the face of anything, The "JAKENESS" is superior.

Ex: Knowing that women are hot and that men should only sleep with women is a small part of jakeology , The "JAKENESS".

by jake zickefoose July 20, 2008